Total Members Voted: 12
you can't just magically summon big red
Activate the self destruct sequence and threaten him that you will in fact blow up the ship with everyone in it. You're space marauders, as far as he knows you may or may not give a damn about the lives on your ship.
call big red in holy loving stuff
lets have everyones favorite Big Red to turn him into a goo puddle.
>Teleport Big Red via radio