SPACE MARAUDERS - Deployment time

[Tingalz]

yes keep listening

continue listening

: ...while I run past it and start tryin' to grab my gun. Problem is, its stuck on somethin. Other problem is, that "somethin" is the teeth of an industrial shredder. : A what? : Big, circular teeth, crush useless trash into teeny tiny pieces? : What he said, its stuck in one a' those. So I try to yank it out, but that gigawolf is flailin' around tryin to spit out that crowbar and ends up crashing into the control panel for the thing. So it starts up. With my hand firmly in between the teeth. Jack, Gordon, and Johnathan all wince, Ulris finds it amusing. : You can guess what happened next, I would've been sucked in entirely if that hound hadn't charged at me and bit the arm clean off. : How'd you fight off that thing with just one arm and no gun? : Simple, I used my foot. This foot, to be precise. Bronson points at his replacement limb : Kicked it square in the side of the head, it stumbled backwards and right into the shredder. Johnathan looks moderately impressed : Whoa...

Join in the conversation or see whats going on at the other table?

[Ad Bot]

[Aces]

go to the other table where a more intelligent conversation is probably going on.

[Tomcat]

Play a drinking game where you take a swig of Draconian Century Aged Rum everytime the conversation mentions replacement limbs, losing limbs, or chopping off limbs.

[Tom Gunn]

see if the bar serves any food instead of drinking. I'd be interested in seeing some alien or relatively normal dishes for a change. And I can't remember the last time anyone ate either.

[Tingalz]

Do you have anything specific to say? Do you maybe want to tell them about what's been happening recently?

[Tom Gunn]

Ask them about their employment and how they feel about it.

[Aces]

Ask them why they're not with the other lardasses

[Tomcat]

Do you have anything specific to say? Do you maybe want to tell them about what's been happening recently?

Ask them what they want to do next.

[fawkes..]

Ask them what they want to do next.

[comr4de]

tell them your poop smells funny

[Menen]

Other table. Other Table

[carolcat]

go check out the other table

[Tingalz]

go check out the other table

Other table. Other Table

You suddenly abandon Bronson's story and decide to check on what other people are doing. Ulris is distressed at this turn of events but cant come up with any words to say.

At the other table, Jenn is talking with Squishy and Big Red.

: ...then he says, "Hey sweetie, that face of yours the only thing that's augmented?" and winked at me. I just about clocked him then and there- Jenn notices you and trails off, and the kalakarg look confused for a moment before following her gaze to you. Nobody says anything and you now feel very awkward.

[Flamecannon]

BOO

[Menen]

Okay go get drunk in silence.