Author Topic: Of any people, why does it have to be me? (Read 8475 times)

Elecro · September 08, 2012, 03:55:11 PM

So I woke up 2 days ago with a non-stop pain in my left testicle, this has happened before and I had to wait it off for about 3 hours and it stopped, so I tried that, it didn't help. So I decided to sleep it off, and in the morning, I went to the bathroom (I was STILL in pain) and from what it looked like, it was my sperm cord on top of my testicle and it was swollen, so I decided to go to the doctors today and guess what? It turns out I have something called testicular torsion. The doctor said it happened in my sleep and my testicle turned 360 degrees and wrapped around the cord. Tonight, at 7:00 PM, I have to have surgery, I am typing this now in a hospital bed.

MORAL: Be careful when you sleep on your side or stomach, the worst could happen.

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Jetlok · September 08, 2012, 03:55:42 PM

heheheheeh
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

e-maxx · September 08, 2012, 03:55:59 PM

uh
uh
ew

Cucumber! · September 08, 2012, 03:56:26 PM

Ew

Well good luck buddy.

Yosher · September 08, 2012, 03:56:37 PM

You have officially made me afraid of sleeping

Teneksi · September 08, 2012, 03:56:58 PM

Chance? Physics? Physiology? Maybe a combination? Not out of spite from some cosmic force. Stop being so pitiable.

e-maxx · September 08, 2012, 03:56:58 PM

Quote from: Yosher on September 08, 2012, 03:56:37 PM

You have officially made me afraid of sleeping

keep a clamp on your balls so they won't move

The Corporation · September 08, 2012, 03:57:12 PM

Ouch, shiit.
That mess is screwed up man.
Also, ask for the bionic options, they won't say anything about it unless you ask them.

DJ Dash3r · September 08, 2012, 03:57:16 PM

Quote from: Yosher on September 08, 2012, 03:56:37 PM

You have officially made me afraid of sleeping

IkeTheGeneric · September 08, 2012, 03:58:15 PM

My testicles know where they should stay after I whipped them into shape.

Signed them into military camp last year

ever since then, they've been in line

Elecro · September 08, 2012, 03:58:25 PM

They also said, it could be alive or dead because it's not getting any blood flow. I had to have a ultrasound done on them, it felt weird. They also said I could have kids with one testicle, anyways.

Cucumber! · September 08, 2012, 04:00:43 PM

Get a love change

johnnyboy · September 08, 2012, 04:01:36 PM

Quote from: Elecro on September 08, 2012, 03:58:25 PM

They also said, it could be alive or dead because it's not getting any blood flow. I had to have a ultrasound done on them, it felt weird. They also said I could have kids with one testicle, anyways.

there's a reason we have 2 of almost everything

Proog · September 08, 2012, 04:02:02 PM

At least it's not cancer.

e-maxx · September 08, 2012, 04:02:09 PM

Quote from: johnnyboy on September 08, 2012, 04:01:36 PM

there's a reason we have 2 of almost everything

except for snakees

why can't we have two of those