Beachhum isnt gonna be a daddy. Bitches be crazy.

[Daedalus]

lolololololol

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

lolololololol

[SeventhSandwich]

Gather some cheerleaders and get discounts on group-rate abortions.

[Freek]

What the actual forget.

[Beachbum]

Well if it's your baby you better own up to it.  Get a paternity test too.

At least you're rich and can afford child support.

She wouldn't cheat. She is head over heels in love with me

That's a pretty daunting situation bro, I mean try not to lose too much sleep over it if there is no guarantee yet (also ask her friends if she is on her period, if she is a crazy as you say she might be loving with you (had this happen to my friend before)) but forget man.
It's good to see that you would at least try to be a good dad if the situation arose, just hope for the best.

Of course I'm gonna own up to it. Don't get me wrong. I want a kid. Really bad. I Love the idea of having a little piece of me in the world again. It's magic. I just wasn't expecting it so early.

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It blows my mind how hard you attempt to troll me

You should pick up a for dummies manual, you're not doing very good.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Protip stop boinking every girl you see

[Beachbum]

Protip stop boinking every girl you see

Meh.

We've been dating for a bit now so that statement doesn't really stand.

Er more rather we dated for a while*

[Freek]

Am I the only one who noticed it says "Beachhum".

[Nickelob Ultra]

She wouldn't cheat. She is head over heels in love with me

Of course I'm gonna own up to it. Don't get me wrong. I want a kid. Really bad. I Love the idea of having a little piece of me in the world again. It's magic. I just wasn't expecting it so early.

 

It blows my mind how hard you attempt to troll me

You should pick up a for dummies manual, you're not doing very good.

Well if it is your baby and you are intent on not being a douche and being a father and starting a family, you might want to consider dropping the whole "partying" thing.

[Lalam24]

If you name it Lalam I swear I will bake you some cookies.

[Chrono]

I know we didn't get along very well here and there, but now is not the time for that.

There's a good chance she might change once the baby is born. Might smarten up, might get worse. It would probably be a good idea to give her a chance, when and if you find out that she's actually pregnant and not just starting stuff. Either way, congratulations. You might be a dad. :D

[Jetlok]

if you name it anything other than Lalam I swear I will bake you
TWO batches of cookies.

[Clone v.117]

I doubt she would keep it anyway, I mean some people are like that who refuse to have an abortion but she would know it would forget her life over too.

[Lalam24]

if you name it anything other than Lalam I swear I will bake you
TWO batches of cookies.

forget you, I'll create a cookie which never loving ends.

[BubbaGum]

Of course I'm gonna own up to it. Don't get me wrong. I want a kid. Really bad. I Love the idea of having a little piece of me in the world again. It's magic. I just wasn't expecting it so early

Aw c': You sound like you might actually be a good father