No comprende.
You're boring. Everything you write, everything you do is just boring. Talking to you is boring because you don't ever have anything interesting to say. Your writing is boring.
You're a robot. I think Siri has just as much personality and flair as you do. :|
Absolutely no one does, and this is probably the most pathetic attempt at redeeming oneself I've ever seen a user stoop to here.
What exactly do I have to redeem myself of? Besides pushing my luck too far and getting banned of course.