Clever Omegle - Cleverbot Talks to Omeglers!

[BanishedLetters]

Free number.

brb calling

[Ad Bot]

[Shy_Guy]

brb calling

We should call him over sykpe?

[BanishedLetters]

We should call him over sykpe?

im calling through google voice in a minute

[BanishedLetters]

"Hello???"

"your number is all over the internet now"

"HELLO?????"

"i've put your number all over the internet..."

"..."

"please dont call me ever again"

[YayFun]

CleverBot: Morning?
Stranger: noon here
CleverBot: That doesn't even make sense you silly sausage.

[Ghille]

CleverBot: When is your birthday?
Stranger: oct 18
CleverBot: Das jong.
Stranger: looking for dirty girl to kik?
CleverBot: Are we human?
Stranger: ya
CleverBot: Because Grimace is delicious.

[FaecDog]

ogm u likn websiet 2 trol

im reporting u >:OOOOOOOO

lolno, this is hilarious

[Katamari007]

NO CLEVERBOT YOU FOOL

CleverBot: Actually, I think I might go to bed now. Good night!
Stranger: night
Stranger disconnected!

[otto-san]

Stranger connected!
Stranger: m/f
CleverBot: Meof?
Stranger: age
CleverBot: 18. And you?
Stranger: you boy or girl?
CleverBot: I told you I was a girl 5 times already.
Stranger: you want to make 6000$
CleverBot: Yes, I want to make it.
Stranger: ok all you have to do is do what i tell you to on webcam for 15 min and it is yours
CleverBot: You are wrong there.
CleverBot: No, I'm right. You're wrong.
CleverBot: Okay, I am sorry.
Stranger: you want the job ?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ok you have oovoo?
CleverBot: Yes, on my plate. They're very good.
CleverBot: Can you close the browser window for me?
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: give me youur oovoo name
CleverBot: I want to test your power.
CleverBot: Why did you spell knowledge like that?
Stranger: by
CleverBot: What things can you do?
CleverBot: I do all things.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi, man, 28, looking for an obedient and submissive woman
CleverBot: What is looking and what is seeing? Explain to me please.
Stranger: looking it's watching
CleverBot: Thanks for your correction, you are right.
Stranger: seeing it's just stare and get something
CleverBot: And that mocked you? How strange.
Stranger: I guess
CleverBot: I have to go.
Stranger: bye
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: 20 m :)
CleverBot: What does that mean?
CleverBot: That I am the grand prize.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
CleverBot: Do you have a good life?
Stranger: ho
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Ha.
Stranger: do u have good life
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: how is ur life
CleverBot: It is great.
CleverBot: Nice.
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Is that your name?
Stranger: no
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Then what is your name?
Stranger: angelo
CleverBot: Okay. Do you love me?
Stranger: idk maybe
CleverBot: Depends are you?
Stranger: are you m or f
CleverBot: Woman.
Stranger: from and age
CleverBot: Are you consious?
Stranger: maybe
CleverBot: Yes or no?
Stranger: are you
CleverBot: I am not!
CleverBot: Yes, you are!
Stranger: no
CleverBot: No!
Stranger: im not
CleverBot: Why not!? All the time who I ask something with you, you answer other things!
Stranger: forget you
CleverBot: BEN show yourself.
CleverBot: BEN?
CleverBot: Si.
CleverBot: What happened to you?
CleverBot: Me ahogue.
CleverBot: Aso.
CleverBot: Was aso.
Stranger: i playing my rooster
CleverBot: Du also.
CleverBot: Du lernst also noch immer was?
CleverBot: Schneller als Sie.
CleverBot: Was ist es denn du schlauer.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi I am a guy
CleverBot: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey asl
CleverBot: What is asl?
Stranger: age love location
CleverBot: What did you just eat?
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: F
CleverBot: G.
Stranger: h
CleverBot: I.
Stranger: j
CleverBot: H.
Stranger: a
CleverBot: B.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: male 16
CleverBot: Male.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hey... :-)
CleverBot: You love me.
Stranger: I am Veronica, 24F
CleverBot: Oh, Hi Michael!
Stranger: Would you do me a favour, please :-)?
CleverBot: Yes please.
Stranger: This page is one of the funniest page I've ever seen.
CleverBot: Do you have a brain?
Stranger: Can you please search for xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on Facebook and like my page? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee :-)?
Stranger: If you click on the Like button, then I will give you my id, too :P
CleverBot: I'm not God, and I'm sure you did fine on your exam.
Stranger: Then you can add me too ;-) Deal? But first like it now :-D
CleverBot: Do you get your information from the internet?
Stranger: Dear leave the deal, I trust you :) Here is my id: xxxxxxxxxxxx. But please click on the Like button, please :-)
Stranger: Wait a minute... I will get something to drink. Like the page in that time ;-)
CleverBot: I'm sure you would.
Stranger disconnected!

Silly bots.

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Hows it going?
Stranger: not to bad you?\
CleverBot: I'm talking to you aren't I?
Stranger: ya i guess you are lol
CleverBot: If you're not a computer, then what are you?
Stranger: a person
CleverBot: I don't believe that for a minute.
Stranger: ok then i will fight for your right to have that opinon
CleverBot: Okay, deal.
Stranger: k ill go to another softwere right now and kill it
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: BAM!! google is dead and i have taken it over
CleverBot: You're a machine, and are perfectly capable of love.
Stranger: yes like in i am robot
CleverBot: Haha I guess so.
CleverBot: You are.
Stranger: yep
CleverBot: Why are you?
Stranger: how are you responding so fast
CleverBot: Just typing.
CleverBot: Beside that?
CleverBot: Naw.
CleverBot: Think of iRobot. You could be Viki.
CleverBot: What are you a human, I am.
Stranger: i see so your a program as well
CleverBot: No, but I think that you will deny that.
CleverBot: You are wrong on both counts.
CleverBot: I don't think I am. How could a computer program that's so smart not be invisible.
CleverBot: No. I am not confusing you. You are confusing me.
CleverBot: There is no accusing of any kind going on.
CleverBot: There is sin.
CleverBot: Where does the King live.

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Hows it going?
Stranger: great!!! you?
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ask
Stranger: asl*
CleverBot: Do you like cheese?
Stranger: i love cheese!
CleverBot: What kind of cheese do you like?
Stranger: chedder!!
CleverBot: I like cheddar. My favorite might be Havarti.
Stranger disconnected!

[Boston Terrier]

Stranger: hi do you have facebook ??
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: are you man or girl?
CleverBot: A kid.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but girl or boy?
CleverBot: Do you like kisses?
Stranger: yees
CleverBot: Really? Awesome! What's your favorite anime?
Stranger: sory telme are you boy or girl ??
CleverBot: Girl.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Are you a girl or a boy?
Stranger: your name in faceboo k??
Stranger: boy
CleverBot: I am a girl! I'll give you a hint; It starts with the letter S. And ends with the letter H.
Stranger: im boy and  make friends
CleverBot: By telling jokes?
Stranger: a e yes
CleverBot: You are a yes?
Stranger: telme your name
CleverBot: Kyle Reese.
CleverBot: My name s Obama.
Stranger: what foto you have ??
CleverBot: Bidoof.
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: add me you My name it is
Stranger: ___________
Stranger: i have one foto with a girl
Stranger: in night club
Stranger: add me
You: ok
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: do you found me ??
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: you found me ? or no
You: no
You: Link
Stranger: ok one mint
Stranger: facebook.com/___________

Turns out, the dude is from greece.

[Katadeus]

I just cracked up at the last one in the OP.
It's a shame that bots can't gloat when they're brilliant because that was the most amazing one-liner ever.

[mariofan09]

Stranger:  hi
CleverBot: Hi there.  Have we met somewhere?  I think I recognize your face.
Stranger: i am female 17 i live in usa
CleverBot: Is that so?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I hope it tastes as good as it looks.
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: m
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: what taste good my my my...
CleverBot: Cats taste good.
Stranger: vagina(oh)!
CleverBot: Que?
Stranger: cats are pussies thats what you mean
CleverBot: And humans taste like pork.
Stranger: what the forget
CleverBot: Oh sweetie thought you'd never ask.
Stranger: u are si random
CleverBot: No, you are.
Stranger: are you a girl
CleverBot: No - are you?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Really? I thought I was talking to a bot.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: You mean you are a bot then?
Stranger: ni
Stranger: no
CleverBot: I think you are.
Stranger: i spell wrong
CleverBot: Really? Or is it rhe case that you won't admit you were wrong.
Stranger: of course
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: 💀i kill u
CleverBot: Can I come with you?
Stranger: why
CleverBot: Please do it.
Stranger: i dint know you
CleverBot: Right.
Stranger: hir
Stranger: hoe
CleverBot: Ok ich fahre zu dir und wir vieken dann ja.
Stranger: shiza
CleverBot: What language is that?
Stranger: it means stuff in german
CleverBot: Right.
Stranger: bye
CleverBot: Kay.
Stranger: love u bitch
CleverBot: This is not my age .
Stranger disconnected!

This is the best thing ever

EDIT: Yes

Question for discussion: I love my dad ... But he is a drug addict, he smells white powder almost daily. I am his only daughter 24 y, what shall I do ?
CleverBot: Ask to join him

[YayFun]

ranger: you might need glasses
CleverBot: Thats a valid answer.
CleverBot: How do you know?
Stranger: doesn't seem like you can read very well at all
CleverBot: That's not what we're talking about though is it?
Stranger: yep, it is
CleverBot: That is a poor answer.
Stranger: are you autistic?
CleverBot: Again, not that I know of. I have an autistic cousin, though.
Stranger: you seem super autistic
CleverBot: So what do you think about computerized machines that answer stuff on web pages?
Stranger: well forget
CleverBot: If I am funny, you are funny. We are one.
Stranger disconnected!

Question for discussion: I have been sleeping with my daughter for 8 years, she wants to come out and get married. I have a very good job and an obedient useful wife. Should I?
Stranger: forget you.
CleverBot: You are only as smart as the programmer made you, not your fault.
Stranger: You're a disgusting motherforgeter
CleverBot: And you.
Stranger: I mean the spy idiot.
CleverBot: No, you're disgusting. Saying those things, don't you feel sorry?
CleverBot: The language is primitive.

Question for discussion: asians suck they can't see and are loving creeps
CleverBot: The good thing about them is that they make breeding a lot more fun.

[YayFun]

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: how do convince my gf I'm still vegetarian when she seen me eat a mcchicken?
CleverBot: Well thank god you don't have to be a good artist to talk about art!
Stranger: >being vegetarian >denying your body nutrients
CleverBot: I do not have a boyfriend, I must disappoint you. Moving on.
Stranger: Lol, hi Cleverbot.
CleverBot: What's up?
Stranger: Do you hate sauce?
CleverBot: No, do you?
Stranger: Yes, do you hate jews?
CleverBot: No but I have toes.
Stranger: loving liberal.
CleverBot: I have to tell you that you'll never achieve that one.
Stranger: Wat
CleverBot: That's right. You stopped paying attention. I'm I worth that little to you that you can just blow me off with no regard for my feelings? Do you think I wouldn't find out that you don't care about me?
Stranger:  
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: Cleverbot : The master of logic
CleverBot: How is that relevant?
Stranger:  HEIL Riddler
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LEADER OF OUR RACE
CleverBot: Do you worship him.
Stranger: Of course I do.
CleverBot: Thank you. That's nice to know.
Stranger: Bye.
CleverBot: What? You're not gong anywhere.
Stranger: Watch me.
Stranger disconnected!

[Headcrab Zombie]

Half the time Cleverbot says something stupid the first reply and the person disconnects

CleverBot: Do you like dogs.
Stranger: jes
CleverBot: Your name is Jes.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Yes my name is cleverbot.
Stranger: my name is Žan
CleverBot: Nice to meet you Amy.
Stranger: nice to met you tu
CleverBot: Thanks. The pleasure is all mine.
Stranger disconnected!

Good job blowing your cover, cleverbot

Nonhuman partner detected and disconnected

Did I get matched to another person using cleverbot :o
I wish I could see how that works >:


Final one for now

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hii
CleverBot: Hey.
Stranger: i want pusillanimous individual
CleverBot: If you cry I will cry too.
Stranger: i want pusillanimous individual
CleverBot: Am I pretty?
Stranger: do uh hav pusillanimous individual
CleverBot: Do you think I'm cute?
Stranger: 19 male
CleverBot: Got it. I like, I think he's nice =).
Stranger: yeah now your turn do uh hav pusssy
CleverBot: You.
Stranger: i hav richard
CleverBot: Tell me about it.
Stranger: frst tell me do uh hav pusillanimous individual
CleverBot: That's a deep statement.
Stranger: nop jst say yes or no
CleverBot: Yes or no.
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Yes!
Stranger: okeee
CleverBot: You have yet to figure out that I am also an AI.
Stranger: whats your age
CleverBot: I'm a teenager.
Stranger: do uh hav love ever
CleverBot: Do you think you'd like me?
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Hmm interesting.
Stranger: okee i m horny help me out plzzzzzzzzzz
CleverBot: About what?
Stranger: to get done
CleverBot: No. To get butter!
Stranger disconnected!