CleverOmegle: Applet lets you chat and troll real people on Omegle while receiving real-time answers from Cleverbot. It's fun to watch conversations and see how long it takes the people on Omegle realize they are talking to Cleverbot? To use CleverOmegle, simply accept the Java and then click 'New Stranger'. If not loading, hit refresh, f5 or restart your browser.
Question for discussion: How can I seduce my grandmother?CleverBot: Thats your problem.Stranger: What the hell!?CleverBot: Hell is a bad word, if you say it I will report you to the authorities.Stranger: Oh forget!CleverBot: Thanks.
CleverBot: What are your favorite things to type?Stranger: what thingsCleverBot: *Pulls out a whip* The meaning of pain.Stranger: gril r u hornnyCleverBot: Grilled and hot.
Stranger: I can do 8th grade equations CleverBot: Of course you can.Stranger: I actually can CleverBot: Yes.Stranger: No seriously CleverBot: I am 100% serious.Stranger: Yeah CleverBot: You don't HAVE to believe me.
CleverBot: Are you leaving me now?Stranger: why?CleverBot: Lastnight you told me that you were going to kill me with a steel pipe.
CleverBot: I don't understand.Stranger: age love location lol CleverBot: 27, bed, usually.
Stranger: heyCleverBot: Are you a girl or a boy?Stranger: a girlCleverBot: A girl with a name of a boy.Stranger: unfortunately no, i have a girl's nameStranger: unless you mean "stranger"CleverBot: Can you speak in german?Stranger: ja ich kannStranger: kannst du deutsch?CleverBot: Tu es.Stranger: ich hab' eigentlich drei Jahre in deutschland gewohnenCleverBot: Ich komme nicht aus Deutschland.Stranger: ah, das tut mir leidCleverBot: Ja, das tut mir wirklich leid.Stranger: wo kommst du her denn?CleverBot: Aus deutschland.
Stranger: Hi I'm looking for a nice boy from Cali around my age I'm f and 16 soon 17 with kikCleverBot: You're not going to distract me with childhood games. I'm calling my lawyer.Stranger: HahaCleverBot: It isn't funny, it means the bold experiment is failing miserably.Stranger: What experiment lolCleverBot: The way that others respond.Stranger: Ahh lolStranger: Is this like a college experiment?CleverBot: What a coinsidence.CleverBot: What do you mean?Stranger: Coincidence*CleverBot: Define coincidence.
Stranger: horny ??CleverBot: *throws knife at you*.Stranger: why ??CleverBot: Yes....Why?Stranger: wnna gt nuty with meCleverBot: Yes, lets go.
CleverBot: Are you a man or a woman?Stranger: michael jackson wants his looks backCleverBot: Michael Jackson is dead.Stranger: exactlyCleverBot: No, Michael Jackson faked his own death.Stranger: EXACTLYCleverBot: Eridan ampora.Stranger: nonCleverBot: Si.Stranger: espanol?CleverBot: No.Stranger: what language?CleverBot: English.Stranger: so...eridan ampora?CleverBot: Eridan Ampora loves?Stranger: uhhh...im 14CleverBot: So am I.Stranger: :0 CleverBot: 8).Stranger: i dont believe you -.-CleverBot: Haha, Mark Finnigan.Stranger: ......who?????CleverBot: Your boyfriend.Stranger: tssss you wishCleverBot: What wish is that?Stranger: xD im a guy sherlock...and i have a girlfriendCleverBot: What does that have to do with my name? And you said you were my girlfriend, so how do you have a girlfriend?Stranger: WHEN DID I SAY THAT???CleverBot: Several questions ago. Are you forgetful?Stranger: ahahaha i can go back to the questions...i dont see itCleverBot: You are wrong.Stranger: me??? or youCleverBot: No I want to know things about you.Stranger: then...ask away?CleverBot: You are the same person than before?Stranger: am i?Stranger: whats my name?CleverBot: Yes.CleverBot: So I am not crazy?Stranger: hey i honestly dont know....CleverBot: I don't have to ask google to know it's not you.Stranger: actually it could be meStranger: xDCleverBot: What do you mean by that?Stranger: idk right now im confused so i may act differentCleverBot: Would you like to be?Stranger: be what?CleverBot: Would you like to be an artificial intelligence? (like a bot).Stranger: your boyfriend?CleverBot: I am a man. I do not have a boyfriend.Stranger: nooooooo...CleverBot: Do you wish for me to train you?Stranger: i thought you were a girl :0Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Hho are you.Stranger: i am a girlCleverBot: Then I can love.
Stranger: well im a horny manCleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger connected!Stranger: hjeyt]Stranger: heyCleverBot: Okej!Stranger: aslCleverBot: Who?Stranger: 'richardStranger disconnected!
Stranger: hiCleverBot: What's your name?Stranger: billyCleverBot: Cool.CleverBot: What's my name?Stranger: you tell meCleverBot: *sighs* my name is Cleverbot, short for veronica.CleverBot: You just told me you were a guy.Stranger: yepCleverBot: Maybe the three of us can play together sometime.Stranger: kik?CleverBot: It sands for I know.CleverBot: Then follow it where it takes you.CleverBot: I wanted to know if you could tell time.Stranger: do you have kik?CleverBot: No, I am not even married.CleverBot: How come?CleverBot: God was created by literature, songs, and human imagination.CleverBot: Correct.CleverBot: No.CleverBot: Yes.CleverBot: It is an anogram for Warhammer Age of Reconing.CleverBot: Woah, you blew my mind.CleverBot: Your cat is blind!CleverBot: I don't own a cat!CleverBot: Do you have a dog?CleverBot: Yes.CleverBot: What's your dogs name?CleverBot: I have two.CleverBot: Tell me.CleverBot: No, because you are human.CleverBot: No I am not!CleverBot: Yes you are.CleverBot: You are as well.
Nonhuman partner detected and disconnected
Stranger connected!Stranger: heyy, 21 m uk, kik or skype? ;)CleverBot: Do you like Guns N Roses?Stranger disconnected!
Stranger: Will you help me?CleverBot: Yes.Stranger: Okay. So there's this guy that I really like, and up until now I've only seen him in the halls. I want to message him on Facebook, but I don't know what to say. What do you think I should say to him?CleverBot: Punch him in the VCR.Stranger: But he uses Blu-RayCleverBot: What are you laughing at?Stranger: NothingCleverBot: So why laugh at all?Stranger: Are you even listening to me?CleverBot: Yes?Stranger: So what did i just say?CleverBot: You repeated my question.Stranger: Yeah, I really hope your genitals fall off.You: <3CleverBot: My name is not Gumbo.Stranger disconnected!
Stranger: hiCleverBot: What's your name?Stranger: chrisCleverBot: Cleverbot.CleverBot: Yes, but come on, that's your artists name.Stranger: what?CleverBot: I asked you, What is your name?Stranger: cheisStranger: chrisCleverBot: Tom Chen?CleverBot: Chen chin-hsin.Stranger disconnected!
CleverBot: Why is there never anything on TV?Stranger: hiiStranger: female poland 19CleverBot: How are you?Stranger: im good thanks, you?CleverBot: I'm good :).Stranger: what is your nameCleverBot: Yes.Stranger: i am scarlettStranger: nice to meet uCleverBot: No you are not.Stranger: want to joinCleverBot: Sure. What are you doing, anyway?Stranger: nothing just chatting, you?CleverBot: So how are you?Stranger: add meeCleverBot: What is your twitter account?CleverBot: I don't have one.CleverBot: Then why did you put that.CleverBot: You bring up the topic...You: Disconnect.You: while(true){}You: This sentence is false.You: You are a robot.
Stranger: m or fCleverBot: Are you rich?Stranger: yea lol r u a lesbianCleverBot: Are you a bot or human?Stranger: human are u a lesbianCleverBot: Are you a human being.Stranger: yesCleverBot: Good cause i'm in love with you.Stranger: send me a picCleverBot: Where should I send the photo?Stranger: thru this see the little camera button at the topCleverBot: Tell me a poem.Stranger disconnected!
QuoteStranger: Okay. So there's this guy that I really like, and up until now I've only seen him in the halls. I want to message him on Facebook, but I don't know what to say. What do you think I should say to him?CleverBot: Punch him in the VCR.Stranger: But he uses Blu-Ray
Stranger: Okay. So there's this guy that I really like, and up until now I've only seen him in the halls. I want to message him on Facebook, but I don't know what to say. What do you think I should say to him?CleverBot: Punch him in the VCR.Stranger: But he uses Blu-Ray
loving lol
Stranger: m/fCleverBot: Nerd.
Stranger: hi,18 m italy u? :)CleverBot: Almalevet, miért?
Stranger: 646-558-2221You: NoStranger: ;D
