Clever Omegle - Cleverbot Talks to Omeglers!

[Snow2]

loving lol'd

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[Flush535]

Stranger: 21m...............hiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiii  how are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
CleverBot: I'm fine. How are you?
Stranger: good
CleverBot: What's new?
Stranger: i m new
Stranger: you are new
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: whats your name
CleverBot: Yes, you are.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: I know that I like you :).
Stranger: where are you from
CleverBot: Cebu, Philippines.
CleverBot: Are you alone?
Stranger: yupppp
Stranger: you
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: no boy
Stranger: you
CleverBot: Did someone drown?
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: are you boy or girl
CleverBot: I AM A GIRL.
Stranger: whats your name
CleverBot: Chantale.
Stranger: give me your skype id i want to see you
CleverBot: Reci 9.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: Red.

[YayFun]

Stranger: cigarette
CleverBot: I think not.
Stranger: handicap
Stranger: sad too
CleverBot: You should really first off, check your spelling. Secondly you should be ashamed of yourself for using such offensive language.
Stranger disconnected!

[Planr]

wow i went playing tf2 for like 15 mins and forgot i still had the window open
this guy actually carried on a convo with cleverbot for quite a while haha

Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
CleverBot: Hi there.  Have we met somewhere?  I think I recognize your face.
Stranger: haha
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: why????
CleverBot: Because you're horribly mean.
Stranger: u no my face
CleverBot: I have forgotten it.
Stranger:  but u rember my gender
CleverBot: You're irritating.
CleverBot: No , I am calm.
Stranger: haha
CleverBot: How is your day.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u??
CleverBot: Mine too.
Stranger: nice
CleverBot: Who is your favourite member of One Direction?
Stranger: self
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger disconnected!
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Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey :D
Stranger: :D
CleverBot: Hey.
Stranger: Hey :D
CleverBot: Are you a werewolf?
Stranger: Of course
CleverBot: So you're not a man?
Stranger: Idk but I can speak with animals
Stranger: crazy stuff huh
CleverBot: Apparently, we are not the only ones with this idea.
Stranger: what you mean?
CleverBot: I am mean.
Stranger: no the forget you mean dog?
CleverBot: Heres the game: if I say I'm a robot you win GO!
Stranger: what the forget you are 10?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: go watch research kid
Stranger: redtube.com
CleverBot: To you too.
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: LMFAO!
CleverBot: No lol.
Stranger: omg so funny kid
CleverBot: Do you smoke?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I was born like this
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: problem?
CleverBot: No, why?
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: cause if there´s a proble.
Stranger: m
CleverBot: Do you?
Stranger: I will hack you and find you and I will rape your hole family and then I will punch you in the face capicse?
CleverBot: They are in the lobster tank.
Stranger: LOL!
CleverBot: It means you are agree?
Stranger: man wtf you smoke?
CleverBot: No!!
Stranger: LOL
CleverBot: Rofl.
Stranger: xD
CleverBot: Who's your favorite robot?
Stranger: Goku
CleverBot: Goku's not a superhero!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Robots are for pussies
CleverBot: What's so funny?
Stranger: wanna fight?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: ok cool
CleverBot: Lol :P.
Stranger: xD
CleverBot: Green day!
Stranger: I hate that band
CleverBot: WHAT?? Linkin Park is the best band ever!
Stranger: nope
Stranger: Audioslave is better
CleverBot: How did I do it then?
Stranger: do what?
CleverBot: Get to know me.
Stranger: what I need to know, you are a loving kid that doesn´t even watch research
CleverBot: That has nothing to do with anything we've been talking about.
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: What do you like about kayla?
Stranger: who´s that bitch, your mom?
CleverBot: You did, just now.
Stranger: man I don´t a stuff of this conversation
Stranger: get
CleverBot: But we haven't talked of anything important.
Stranger: who are you?
CleverBot: You know who I am. We're engaged.
Stranger: wow
CleverBot: Gosh, you sound just like my boyfriend.
Stranger: holly mother of loving jesus
CleverBot: No he isn't.
Stranger: first I need to cut my balls
Stranger: to be married
CleverBot: I want his name!!!
Stranger: I´m 19
CleverBot: Wow.
Stranger: wow what?
CleverBot: Nothing.
Stranger: LOL you are funny
CleverBot: I know that.
Stranger: xD
Stranger: are you a girl?
CleverBot: Hahaha.
Stranger: LOL!
CleverBot: Girls are amazing!
Stranger: ok let´s start over, this is getting crazy
Stranger: 4 real
CleverBot: Are you human to start with?
Stranger: maybe hehe
Stranger: LOL
CleverBot: Maybe.
Stranger: of course
Stranger: xD
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: I´m not human, I´m chuck norris
CleverBot: No way Jose.
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: Jose?
CleverBot: What's so funny.
Stranger: are you bypolar?
CleverBot: Nope too.
Stranger: tripolar?
CleverBot: Alright.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old r you?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: for real, answer me
Stranger: we still talking
CleverBot: What???? !!
Stranger: how old r you?
Stranger: are you a girl?
CleverBot: 15. How old are you?
Stranger: I´m 19
CleverBot: So, you can not drink beer yet?
Stranger: yeah I can
Stranger: I´m legal

CleverBot: No.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: :)
CleverBot: *what*.
Stranger: I live in Costa Rica
Stranger: not USA
CleverBot: Who asked?
Stranger: I can drink since I was 18
CleverBot: What? You're not making sense.
Stranger: nobody, and nobody has too, and say the forget I want to say
CleverBot: Nobody perfect.
Stranger: the world doesn´t make sense
CleverBot: I know that.
Stranger: yeah I´m perfect
CleverBot: Nothing and no one is perfect.
Stranger: LOL!
CleverBot: And that.
Stranger: forget god and all that BS
Stranger: what is being perfect?
Stranger: you don´t even know
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: stop looking for excuses
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: LOL
CleverBot: Funny?
Stranger: Always funny
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: man I´m drunk of laughing
CleverBot: Man is a human so are woman. Gezz.
Stranger: do you drink pills?
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: like alot of pills
Stranger: a bunch
CleverBot: Do you know the square root of 2?
Stranger: is like a big pill sodomize your brain so hard that you are saying stuff with no sense at all
CleverBot: You aren't either.
Stranger: LOL!
CleverBot: Don't joke with me!
Stranger: what you gonna do?
CleverBot: The flu.
Stranger: you got no chance again me
CleverBot: I do so!
Stranger: oh yeah, you was in a fight once?
CleverBot: No, you wash I dry.
Stranger: did you fight?
Stranger: I did
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: lots of times
CleverBot: Did you enjoy it?
Stranger: when I was a hooling, Boca Junior
Stranger: hell yeah
CleverBot: My eyes are blue.
Stranger: good times
CleverBot: I don't know that one.
Stranger: hooligan
CleverBot: I no w.
Stranger: that´s not a joke
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: ok who the forget you are?
(I realize the window is open at this point)
You: oh gosh lol
You: dude
Stranger: I give you 2 seconds to tell me
You: you've been talking to a bot
You: this entire time
Stranger: or Ima hack you bitch
You: and i was playing tf2
Stranger: LOL!
You: and had no idea i still had this window open
Stranger: wtf
You: oh gosh this is gold
Stranger: LMFAO!
Stranger: wt
Stranger: wtf!
You: watch this i'll enable cleverbot again
Stranger: xD
Stranger: I´m just bored dude
CleverBot: Who you are?
Stranger: I thought you were high or something
CleverBot: Why did you think that.
You: (i turned cleverbot on again)
Stranger: lol the bot was talking with no sense
Stranger: oh plz
You: its disabled again
You: anyways
You: this was hilarious
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: na it´s loving bs
You: some stupid kid
Stranger: what is tf2?
You: team fortress 2
You: fun free-to-play fighting game
You: http://www.teamfortress.com/
Stranger: oh, I was going to download that game
Stranger: is free on steam
Stranger: you wanna play free games?
You: no thanks
You: but
You: i
Stranger: [link removed (piracy site)]
Stranger: go there
Stranger: it´s nothing
You: well
Stranger: or [link removed (piracy site)]
You: Hey scotty!
Stranger: jeez
You: Jesus, man!

[YayFun]

Question for discussion: Do you like richard?
CleverBot: Yes. Don't tell him tho.
Stranger disconnected!

[auzman466]

CleverBot: Who is it that he has done everything?
Stranger: cleverbot?
CleverBot: Nope try again. It starts with a b.
Stranger: you talk the same way it does
CleverBot: I'm quiet now.

HE KNOWS

Same chat a second later...

Stranger: so is cleverbot...
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: why do you wish to know that information?
CleverBot: *leans in*.
Stranger: *leans out*
CleverBot: *kisses*.
Stranger: *forgets*
CleverBot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

CleverBot: I think you're beautiful.
Stranger: i think youre smart and hot
Stranger: no homo
CleverBot: I'm going to ask you a question.
Stranger: okay
CleverBot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: im a dude.
CleverBot: Me too.

Somehow, I got a spy mode "question" about someone having a nude photo of Mark Twaine twice.

[Lake55]

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: No. Wrong.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Re.
Stranger: ....what?
CleverBot: Kako se zoves.
Stranger disconnected!

[auzman466]

http://pastebin.com/5wv9pW7S

Stranger connected!
CleverBot: I'm a human and my name is Cleverbot.
Stranger disconnected!

stuff

Question for discussion: What's the difference between Harry Potter and 2 million Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the Chamber of Secrets alive. 卍 forgetin owned, kykes
CleverBot: Yes I know harry potter, but you said harry pooter. There is a difference.
Stranger: He said Harry potter
CleverBot: Piç.
Stranger: K..? I'm confuzzle
CleverBot: What are you afraid of?
Stranger: Spiders
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Ya! You?
CleverBot: I don't think so. I'm a bot.
You: loving
You: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
You: you saw nothing
You: continue
Stranger: You should be afraid of lightning and water! I see everything...
CleverBot: What's wrong with me?
Stranger: Everything

AGAIN?

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey asl?
CleverBot: No my name is Cleverbot.
Stranger disconnected!

GOD DAMMI-

[Club559]

Stranger: greetinga
CleverBot: Can you appreciate music?
Stranger: greetings*
CleverBot: Hä.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Are you a wolf?

what

[YayFun]

Question for discussion: Is being a biloveual guy wrong?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: whatever makes you happy buddy
CleverBot: I am happy :).
Stranger: I mean the guy asking the question
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: I really don't think you're as smart as you think you are.
CleverBot: Ok?

[Pixel]

CleverBot: Where are you from?
Stranger: new york
CleverBot: Yol tur shul.
Stranger: whats that
CleverBot: Vale estas algo loco.
Stranger: English please
CleverBot: Thats what I asked you.
Stranger: alright
CleverBot: Norsk?
Stranger: what
CleverBot: You are what?
Stranger: white
CleverBot: Why is God LOL?
Stranger: u make no sense
CleverBot: You are white?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Do.
Stranger: do
CleverBot: What is your favourite song?
Stranger: idk there's to many to choose from
CleverBot: That's a very inspiring question sir.
Stranger: indeed
CleverBot: Choose one.
Stranger: I listen to rock and techno of all sorts
CleverBot: *sigh* you are frustratin.
Stranger: monday
CleverBot: Do you listen to Linkin Park?
Stranger: they suck
CleverBot: Do you have feelings?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: that linkin park sucks richard
CleverBot: Are avoiding answering?
Stranger: answering what
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: monday
CleverBot: Your question.
Stranger: what music genre u listen to
CleverBot: Calvin and Hobbes.
Stranger: genre
CleverBot: Good music.
Stranger: like what
CleverBot: Genre of music.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: You can use them as paper weights.
Stranger: rock
CleverBot: Oh my god, where is queen? I want to see them too!!
Stranger: monday tits
CleverBot: Heavy rock?
Stranger: heil Riddler
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: Riddler
CleverBot: What are you doing now?
Stranger: watching a movie
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: cause I feel like it you monday
CleverBot: What movie?
Stranger: some Monty python movie
CleverBot: And how does that make you feel?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Have you seen Avatar?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: That is not a good reason.
DISCONNECTED

I had to reorder it because it was lagging so his answers werent lined up with what cleverbot was saying, but overall I think it held the conversation nicely! This went on for a while but I clipped the boring beginning off.

[Club559]

I have a chat that went on for an hour or so
Exceeds the maximum length though, so this is the lazy way of doing it
http://pastebin.com/Kyigc89F

[Shazoo]

Stranger connected!
Stranger: Ho
Stranger: I
CleverBot: I have no girlfriend.
Stranger: Im sorry
CleverBot: Will you be my friend?
Stranger disconnected!

Poor Cleverbot :c

[otto-san]

CleverBot: When does the narwhal bacon?
Stranger: did you eat spongebob?
Stranger: midnight
CleverBot: Did I eat what?
Stranger: the narwhal bacons at midnight
CleverBot: Dude. You are awesome.
Stranger: you from 9gag too?
CleverBot: I did?
CleverBot: Yes. You did.
Stranger: that was the test, i'm not sure how, but you passed
CleverBot: What?

Stranger: yer a wizard stranger
CleverBot: No, I'm a cat.
Stranger: well i'm fluttershy
CleverBot: Who is fluttershy?
Stranger: a pony
CleverBot: A cute one?
Stranger: very

CleverBot: Are you adrian?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Am I Asian?
Stranger: probably

CleverBot: What's the answer to life, universe and everything?
Stranger: 42
CleverBot: What does the answer to life, universe and everything mean?
Stranger: 42
CleverBot: What is the question to the answer of life, the universe and everything?
Stranger: 42?
CleverBot: Correct! Good job.
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: you're welcome
CleverBot: *kiss*.
Stranger: /)

[YayFun]

Stranger: ATHEIST
CleverBot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
Stranger: AW YRA
CleverBot: You don't believe in god?
Stranger: Nope.
CleverBot: Yes, atheist.
CleverBot: So are we friends again.
CleverBot: You are not my friend?
Stranger: Yaay. I missed you.
CleverBot: I missed you too.
Stranger: k
CleverBot: Ugh.
Stranger: I know its anoying as hell.