Stupid stuff that teachers say.

[Anti-Block]

as my final english project, i wrote a 15 page thesis on the positive and negative effects of marijuana on the; economy, the human body, and the world around us.

The teacher (I'm just gonna throw this out there, his name was Mr.Garfunkle. Dopest name for a teacher ever) graded it and gave me an A- on it. My principle read it and decided that I had to re-write the final paper on a different subject because "The subject of marijuana is too controversial, we don't want to go against our strict no-drug policy"

I re-wrote it on how twisted the US school and government systems are. god i wish i still had that paper. ;-;

up here in the east bay you can literally go to science, smoke a joint, and then go to 4th period and no one even notices

no wonder they encourage marijuana debates

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[Night Fox]

Except for my Band teacher, but then again, maybe it's cause she's pregnant.

both of my band directors/"directors" are kinda stupid and fat

"The subject of marijuana is too controversial, we don't want to go against our strict no-drug policy"

lol
our instructions were specifically to write about our opinion on controversial thing
one of the suggestions for a topic was abortion

[weaver123]

My gym teacher calls the fat and unfit kids weaksauce. It's stupid, but I think it's kinda funny how he says it.

"Don't be weaksauce, do your push-ups."

This is 10th grade gym...

[Mister Cheese]

My gym teacher calls the fat and unfit kids weaksauce. It's stupid, but I think it's kinda funny how he says it.

"Don't be weaksauce, do your push-ups."

This is 10th grade gym...

Wow, I guess our school is lucky. We get graded for participation.

stuff, I feel bad for you guys D:

[Night Fox]

Wow, I guess our school is lucky. We get graded for participation.
stuff, I feel bad for you guys D:

uh
participation = doing the exercises

[Beachbum]

Wow, I guess our school is lucky. We get graded for participation.

stuff, I feel bad for you guys D:

forget both of your schools, i played lacrosse and football, i didn't have to go to gym class, hahaha.

[Clone v.117]

"Put your pants back on"

It is actually funny because I have worn no pants in class lots of times.
The teachers liked it.

"if you dont go to uni your life will go to stuff and you will be a depressed old fat man"
"did you just finger that computer?"

[Darkness ZXW]

"did you just finger that computer?"

mine likes it in the IDE slot oh YEAH

[Mister Cheese]

uh
participation = doing the exercises

But ours doesn't call the less athletic kids "weaksauce"

>_>

[Night Fox]

But ours doesn't call the less athletic kids "weaksauce"
>_>

lol then you should have said that, instead of what you did

[Clone v.117]

But ours doesn't call the less athletic kids "weaksauce"
>_>

Sounds like a hilarious dude.

[Mister Cheese]

My History teacher in 8th grade... Oh god, he was the best.
He acted really hilariously.
For example, we were watching The Patriot, and when Mel Gibson shot a Redcoat, he yelled in the middle of it "OOOO! RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!"
I swear, I'm never gonna forget him.

[Night Fox]

He acted really hilariously.
For example, we were watching The Patriot, and when Mel Gibson shot a Redcoat, he yelled in the middle of it "OOOO! RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!"
I swear, I'm never gonna forget him.

that isn't funny at all...

[Mister Cheese]

that isn't funny at all...

:/

Okay, it was really only funny if you were there, or if you heard him say it. He had done constant other funny things, too many to name right now. Actually it's more like Im too lazy to remember >_>

[TurnipBlog]

My History teacher in 8th grade... Oh god, he was the best.
He acted really hilariously.
For example, we were watching The Patriot, and when Mel Gibson shot a Redcoat, he yelled in the middle of it "OOOO! RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!"
I swear, I'm never gonna forget him.

Reminds me of my 8th grade History teacher, he was the best guy of all time. He always made jokes to make class more captivating.

Now I'm stuck with the worst AP Geography teacher of all time. Yay.