Author Topic: Forum Man - Piano Man Parody by Jairo and Covered by a Half-Awake Kid  (Read 1280 times)

Well, it's 1:30 in the morning, and I thought that the most logical thing for me to do was to record a song. So, since I wanted to do this for a while now, here you go. May your ears be blessed by the greatness (by great, I mean terrible) of my voice at one in the morning with a half functioning microphone and an acoustic guitar in the background (Because when you think of Piano Man, you think of guitars!).

Edit: Redid the vocals and added a solo. Here.

For the lazy:

It's two a.m. on the off-topic
The forumgoers posting in
There's a pony thread raging next to me
Talkin' about their ponies and stuff
They say, Guys can you please leave us alone
For we don't really mess with you
'Cause we're sad but we're sweet, and our minds were complete
When we were decent a long time ago

[Chorus]
La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum
Post us a joke, you're the forum man
Post us a drama tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some Battlefield
And you've got us feelin' all trolled

Now John Freeman is a good friend of mine
He gets us our laughs for free
And he's quick with an emote or to begin to gloat
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says Tony, I believe this is killing me
As the knife came out of his throat
Well I'm sure that I could be saving my brother
If I could get out of this place
La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum

Now IcyGamma is an elitist
Who never had time for a life
And he's talking with Davy who's still in the pusillanimous individual
And probably will be for life
And a Stocking is practicing research
As the reaper slowly gets punched
Yes, they're sharing a sickness they call dramas
But it's better than being drama'd alone

Post us a joke, you're the forum man
Post us a drama tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some Battlefield
And you've got us feelin' all trolled

It's a pretty good crowd for an early morning
And the admins give out some bans
'Cause they know that it's the morons they've been doing it on
To rid the forum for a while
And the forum sounds just like the Congress
And the post button feels all worn out
And they sit at their screens typing comebacks at me
And say "Man, what are you still doin' here?"

La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum
Post us a joke, you're the forum man
Post us a drama tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some Battlefield
And you've got us feelin' all trolled

 :cookieMonster:
terrible job by me
my still alive parody on apple company was better

I also changed/slurred some of the lyrics to fit the original better.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2012, 02:51:33 AM by kegeshan »

you should buy a pop filter for the microphone and try it again ;-;

I would buy this off of iTunes.

you should buy a pop filter for the microphone and try it again ;-;

Did it. Thanks for the suggestion.

Didn't Bones4 go to the navy? Or was it the air force?


Didn't Bones4 go to the navy? Or was it the air force?
Air force i think?