The Salty Spitoon

[Insomniac]

[Ad Bot]

[Elecro]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

How tough am I?!

I once fapped

So What?

Without any research...

[Menen]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

How tough am I?!

I once fapped

So What?

Without any research...

I do it all the time

[xbox 360 fan]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya?
I ATE MILK FOR BREAKFAST
Yeah so?
WITHOUT ANY NAILS
Right this way sorry to keep you waiting

[Tango]

I do it all the time

[plad101]

Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you?

How tough am i?

I ate a bowl of nails this morning.

Meh.

With out any milk.

Oh i am sorry to keep you waiting.

[.:FancyPants:.]

I don't safely remove the flash drive from the USB port.

oh [badass]stuff[/badass]

[Anti-Block]

i'm so tough i can snap metal and bend wood

[Alteration]

I'm so tough I coded a Java game.

In C++.

[Ghille]

I'm so tough that I went on nick.com,
WITHOUT MY PARENTS PERMISSION!

[ShadowYoshi294]

I once played Call of Duty.

When I was five.

[Kochieboy]

I'm so tough, I cook my eggs on blacktop, scrambled.

[Aces]

Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you?

How tough am i?

I ate a bowl of nails this morning.

Meh.

With out any milk.

Oh i am sorry to keep you waiting.

How Tough am I?

I used the same line from the original joke.

[lilpappaknox]

I'm so though. My thoughts rip apart Space. I kicked Chuck Norris' ass. And didn't give two stuffs.

[plad101]

How Tough am I?

I used the same line from the original joke.

Nobody did it so i thought i would.