oh my god there are worms in my butt

[Soukuw]

Hey guys, you know you can get assworms from sitting on the toilet after someone who has it sits there
Have fun using public toilets.

Yeah be because I normally pull my ass cheeks apart and rub my ass up and down the toilet seat.
Seriously get real.

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[Tammy]

one thing you can do is get a vacuum and put the hose right on your bumhole and it'll suck them out

Or he could sit on a pool filter intake. That would suck them right out.

[Black and White]

Or he could sit on a pool filter intake. That would suck them right out.

NO

NO not that story


Ohgod why

[Kevso]

I tried my best not to snter this thread.I failed horribly

[comr4de]

dear op

i am now paranoid about my butt


forget you,

comrad

[Tonkka]

well apparently if I go to the doctor he's going to have to look at my butt with all dat star fish hair and stuff

but good thing they sell it over the counter. 

anyway, my mom has confirmed that yes, it is pinworms, and I am going to die I will get medication soon because without medication they can start crawling out of your nose and ears.

so I'm going to go do that tomorrow

and pray that the worms don't realize that we think butts are gross and rub themselves everywhere on my skin while I'm sleeping

ew

but since they don't realize that I guess that's why they don't adhere to stuff and come out of my pooper with my poop

so thanks guys, you make me feel slightly more insecure, but thanks to the links I know they aren't deadly so I'm going to pretend that you told me that with your vast knowledge and you are all trustworthy

You know you could have just taken some bleach, sticked the bottle up your ass and squeeze the side??

[Clone v.117]

There are worms where the only way to get them out is to take medicine that forces them to come out of your eyes and ears.
Not fun for anyone really.

[bejacks]

Prune juice, laxatives, tried any of these?
Get these with your medication.

[Soukuw]

The Blockland forums medical team succeeds again!

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my snake is bleeding

[CJwarrior]

my snake is bleeding

Duct tape it and use melted iron to reinforce it.

[lordician]

... Oh god why.

[Shinji]

maybe hold it in the next time you gotta go
then when you cant hold it anymore push REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLYYYY hard
like jet-engine-thrust hard
maybe they'll come flying out

or you'll get hemmroids.

or be constipated.

have fun.