Author Topic: The Eye of the Storm [Now without a CS:S joke.]  (Read 15409 times)

"YOU ARE THE WORST HELP. EVER."

"A gun? I don't usually mess with those things but I guess it can be useful. Where is it?"

"If you hadn't run away from me like a bitch in that market, we wouldn't be IN this situation, now would we?"

"A fat guy in a #yolo shirt coming out of nowhere in a meat locker. Yeah, totally not scary AT ALL."

"A gun? I don't usually mess with those things but I guess it can be useful. Where is it?"
"Right next door, and if you run fast enough like me, you wont get caught."

"At least I'm not Freddy Krueger."

"Well you're current 'helping' IS GOING TO GET ME SHOT!"

"Hey, if I weren't here, you'd probably be getting your ass raped right now."

"Back off. He stole food. Also what's wrong with you. Pig."

"I DID WHAT WAS NEEDED TO LIVE! LEMME GO ALREADY!"

"'Fast like you'? I'm pretty sure I can get there faster than you. Not to brag, but I know parkour and I'll be able to overcome any obstacle. Anyways, lets go".
I ran to the bank with him.

"Okay, it's bad that he stole food. But really, how can you blame him? Every day out here, it's a fight for survival, for all of us. Would you really hate him just for trying to keep himself alive?"

"LISTEN TO THE BALL OF FLESH!"

"'Fast like you'? I'm pretty sure I can get there faster than you. Not to brag, but I know parkour and I'll be able to overcome any obstacle. Anyways, lets go".
I ran to the bank with him.
"Ok, theres a gun over there, use it or put in the my backpack like I did"