Author Topic: The Eye of the Storm [Now without a CS:S joke.] (Read 15753 times)

xxxxkill · September 21, 2012, 11:07:41 PM

"Sit down."

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Jokey365 · September 21, 2012, 11:07:52 PM

I do as told.

xxxxkill · September 21, 2012, 11:08:39 PM

"What's in the bag."

Jokey365 · September 21, 2012, 11:09:07 PM

"Nothing."

xxxxkill · September 21, 2012, 11:09:43 PM

"Which explains why it looks full of stuff."

Jokey365 · September 21, 2012, 11:10:06 PM

"Dust."

xxxxkill · September 21, 2012, 11:11:21 PM

"Because you'd totally go out and just collect dust. You're dumb, but I doubt you're that dumb."

Jokey365 · September 21, 2012, 11:12:05 PM

"I'm that dumb."

xxxxkill · September 21, 2012, 11:12:34 PM

I take out an index card and begin writing on it.

Jokey365 · September 21, 2012, 11:12:45 PM

"Huh?"

xxxxkill · September 21, 2012, 11:13:53 PM

I hold up a finger to tell him to be patient for a moment, then hold up the card. "Congratulations, you now have a certified Doctorates in being stupid from the Clusterforget University."

Jokey365 · September 21, 2012, 11:14:14 PM

"Great. Can I go now."

xxxxkill · September 21, 2012, 11:14:49 PM

"Not until you actually show me what's in the bag."

Jokey365 · September 21, 2012, 11:15:13 PM

I open it, showing her dust.

xxxxkill · September 21, 2012, 11:17:31 PM

I kick his hand, not enough to hurt, but enough to dislodge his grip, causing dust and cigars to spill out. "Naughty boy."