Hilarious incidents that happened to you. (or someone else)

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Post something that's both an incident, and funny. Like if someone's running and they trip on something and go fly in the air.

My story:
I was sledding down a hill, and I had fun, and stopped. I walked back up with my dad and brother, yelling at me "WATCH OUT!". I look at them, and then look in front of me. A sled comes, hits me in my legs, and sends me flying through the air. According to what my dad and brother witnessed, I almost/did a 360 in the air. If it weren't for the snow, I think I would have been knocked out or severely injured.

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[Blooker]

I once stuff on my sisters head in the bathtub
No loving jokes

[hodototman]

look at my "moving sucks" topic

well lol anyway

I was picking up some books to move to teh udder haus

I was leaning on the bookshelf, (a cheap ass one at that) and it breaks and I slam my face against the above shelf.

My dad laughs.

[BanishedLetters]

>skateboarding
>kid is walking by me and is staring for whatever reason
>kid doesn't watch where he's going and walks into a tree
>point and laugh

[hankyje]

I once stuff on my sisters head in the bathtub
No loving jokes

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[weaver123]

A long time ago I was sleepwalking and I walked into my parents room.
They were both awake and watching a movie.
I pissed on my mom's bookshelf, ruining like five of her books.

They woke me up mid-piss and I kept saying "I don't know!"

[Shadowed999]

One time, this guy's brother I knew drove up in his new car and I said

"Nice rod."

"Da forget?"

"I-I meant nice ride."

"You want to ride me now?"

"Forget it..."

*drives away*"friend."

[yuhwryu]

A long time ago I was sleepwalking and I walked into my parents room.
They were both awake and watching a movie.
I pissed on my mom's bookshelf, ruining like five of her books.

They woke me up mid-piss and I kept saying "I don't know!"

ohlovinglol

[jarelash]

I got two:

1 (not that funny):
I threw a tennis ball on the floor and my dog jumps at it. When the ball hit the ground it bounced to the side. Next thing i know, dog biting my balls.

2: Walkig out of a room with dog. Dog walks next to me and stares. I walk through the door, dog walks straight at wall.
Lollercoaster

[Tertahedron]

dog walks straight at wall.
Lollercoaster