updated OP.
also video games do fine if you dont have a TV show. if that was the case for me, then TF2 would be my religion...
the spy would be a bad god i guess, he's so deceptive!
heavy would be the god of food, no doubt.
scout would be the god of trash talk...
pyro would be the god of mute and disabled people
engineer would be the god of creativity and intelligence.
soldier would be the god of obedience and discipline.
demoman would be the god of destruction
medic would be the god of healing and stuff obviously, and maybe torture/madness...
sniper would be the god of jar-based martial arts and focus.
