I need help to get over my phobia of football (soccer)

[Lamebro1]

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When I was 7 I was a goalie and was playing against a bunch of 13-14 year olds (they let me play) and one of them shot the ball straight into my nuts, when I was 6 I was trying to get the ball from someone so he kicked the ball upwards and it went straight into my face.

I'm like loving terrified of it now.
hlp plz

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[Planr]

Wear protective gear meant for American football. definitely provides much better protection vs actual soccer gear. Problem solved

also wow soccerphobe you obviously hate soccer and people who play soccer stop being so mean and discriminatory u hater! :'(:'(:'(

[Yosher]

i have the same phobia but i don't like soccer anyways, so lucky me.

[FaecDog]

I don't play soccer

I play "kick the ball as hard as you can to your friend who is about 400 feet away"

besides, I'm not very interested in soccer :\

edit: omfg yosher wtf avatar

[Lamebro1]

bumb

[Clone v.117]

Wrap yourself in bubble wraps.

[Cookiez664]

Think of me Lamebro.

no lol

inb4Suck it up and be a man!!!!!

[Lamebro1]

Think of me Lamebro.

[Jetlok]

OOGA BOOGA

[Lamebro1]

AHHHHHH

[carolcat]

i'm not afraid of sports, i'm just afraid of projectiles like soccerballs or dodgeballs flying towards me.

[Lamebro1]

i'm not afraid of sports, i'm just afraid of projectiles like soccerballs or dodgeballs flying towards me.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Exact problem that i'm facing

[ChappersTeddy]

when I actually score something with a lot of determination I'm not going to do so, my pose is sticking my arms out being dumbstruck.

[MaroonCacti]

Here's how to fix your problem: Don't play sports

[carolcat]

Here's how to fix your problem: Don't play sports

what if you enjoy the sport
i loved playing soccer but i was afraid of getting hit with the ball because i was hit several times