Oh Jesus...

[Linde]

Steal her crayons and break them, or cut the hair off of her barbie dolls. That'll get her off your back.

[Ad Bot]

[MrPickle]

Attempt to rape her.

[Colten]

:o I think you should ask her to sit in the back of the us, you say "This will never work. you know, being bf and gf" if she sayd "I understand" leave and move up to the middle of the bus, if she says something else, push her out the back door of the bus and through a note at her saying "HAHA"

[rkynick]

Step one: go on vacation to somewhere very very far away.
Step two(can be switched with step 9): send her a postcard telling her something like previously suggested
step three: stay in hiding vacation for a while
step four: come back.
step five: if alls well, then alls well that ends well.
step six: if not, go on vacation again.
step seven: dance around naked with a tophat on.
step eight: sit through a really bad movie.
step nine*: stay bf+gf but risk a moar hurtful break up if you decide to do it later
step ten*: if you wants ask her to love u and then she'll break up with you.

*= optional

[Colten]

Tell her you went in the pool on habbo and now have aids

[ChexGuy331]

Pretend you're deaf.

Run away.

Tell her you're a geek.

[Skele]

Tell her they're out to get you.

[Game master pro]

Tell her she's in danger and must go into hiding in Mongolia for at least 37 years.

[Facechild]

Stick it in her pooper. 

[Ronin]

Stick it in her pooper. 

gahaha

[Monty]

Tell her you have eretcile disfunction due to poor circulation.

[Spation]

Do whatever. I get slapped on a daily basis. Doesn't hurt.

[fattysnacks]

Slap her... with a knife.

[GingerJoe]

Hit her in the head with a frying pan


Oh lord we are so evil

[Spartan300]

Do the classic Zidane head butt to her.