Grapes are really delicious. A lot of people don't realize how tasty and refreshing grapes are when you wash them then put them in the freezer for about 5 hours. They become hardened and chewy which adds a new approach to the consumption of grapes.
I dislike raisins however, because they deviate from what they are actually supposed to taste like, and I usually associate them with blandness anyway. Who wants to eat raisin cookies when you could have chocolate cookies?!
Speaking of cookies, according to Pac-Man Party, those round things are really cookies... That's just wrong! I always imagined as a kid that Pac-Man was some sort of adapted fish man who ate pellets in a fish tank maze avoiding squids. BUT NOW YOU SAY HE'S ACTUALLY A COOKIE MUTANT WHO IS A CANNIBAL AND FIGHTS AGAINST GHOSTS?! WHAT KIND OF MUTINY IS THIS!?
Mutiny... Pirate Day... 20th? Who invented Pirate Day? I mean sure if an actual pirate made it, cheers, but if it was just some nerdy trend dude then what a load! Would that make the Pirate a nerdy trend dude then or just a greedy man? Would Jack Sparrow classify as a pirate or a sailor? I think he'd be more of a sailor because Johnny Depp never gets to keep his ship, or any of the booty he gets, ha ha, because his crew takes it from him. That would mean someone in his crew is the actual Pirate Captain!? I'd hope he was a Robot Pirate...
Wait what the hell? Why is dissapointment according to Google's automatic spell checker wrong, but apparently DEPP is a word?! You have to be really smart to work for Google and apparently they can't get their self spell checker right?! The world is ending man... Well I can't think anything else, might as well hit post.
