Author Topic: I have a new religion.  (Read 17493 times)

The forget is this?
It's just some morons sitting around pretending to pray to a loving [REDACTED]
This is one of the many reasons I don't have [REDACTED] in humanity anymore...






~Book of [REDACTED]
« Last Edit: September 28, 2012, 11:21:54 AM by Blocky943 »

The forget is this?
It's just some morons sitting around pretending to pray to a loving SHARK.
This is one of the many reasons I don't have faith in humanity anymore...



~Book of Blocky943

It's a Killer Whale, thank you.

It's a Killer Whale, thank you.

He's just a loving heretic
He'll drown with the rest of his kind

He's just a loving heretic
He'll drown with the rest of his kind

He doesn't know how to breathe in frigid water.  Ha! 

We all know where he'll end up when judgement day comes, boy.

The forget is this?
It's just some morons sitting around pretending to pray to a loving SHARK.
This is one of the many reasons I don't have faith in humanity anymore...



~Book of Blocky943

You're anti-Semitic to the Orca people

You're anti-Semitic to the Orca people

an·ti–Sem·i·tism
noun \ˌan-tē-ˈse-mə-ˌti-zəm, ˌan-ˌtī-\
hostility toward or discrimination against Jews as a religious, ethnic, or racial group

...and God told Moses, "Build me a big ass boat, and shove horny animals onto it because forget evolution and logic!"

So... Moses did as he was told. 

When the great flood came rolling in... surfing atop of the magnificent devastation was the Orca Lord.  The Orca Lord came down on Moses and converted him to the better religion.  Moses agreed, and released all of the animals into the wonderful ocean to thrive and become one with their new God!

Moses soon realized that he missed the scheduled meeting due to having to go back home for his forgotten swim trunks.
No, that's Noah, not Moses.

Pshh, i believe in the twister cow
we were cows in the afterlife
« Last Edit: September 26, 2012, 06:57:35 AM by Quote Story »

And then, said he, thou shalt be anointed by the holy water of the kingdom of the Orca, and it will make you loving awesome. Bring your swim trunks.
~The book of Orca 3:45

And as all the first beings from the sky, a voice rang out. "Be it man, woman, or child, no creature shall ever wear a snorkel!"
~The book of orca, 6:9~

May Orca forgive me for my sins.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2012, 10:01:59 AM by Cool Boi »

And as all the first beings from the sky, a voice rang out. "Be it man, woman, or child, no creature shall ever wear a snorkel!"
~The book of orca, 6:9~

May Orca forgive me for my sins.

May Orca bless your soul
« Last Edit: September 26, 2012, 10:24:18 AM by Electrk »

What is this?

Tidehunter from DotA/Dota 2. He has an Orca set of cosmetic items that I'm not quite sure is available.


Better keep moving, or I suffocate.

The forget is this?
It's just some morons sitting around pretending to pray to a loving SHARK.
This is one of the many reasons I don't have faith in humanity anymore...



~Book of Blocky943

Shun the non believer.