Author Topic: I have a new religion. (Read 17615 times)

Jerkface · September 27, 2012, 12:45:03 AM

Bump due to being possessed.

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fred da kiko · September 27, 2012, 12:49:54 AM

since his jaw is attatched to his neck, would he bite by moving his head up and down?

Jerkface · September 27, 2012, 01:56:25 AM

Quote from: fred da kiko on September 27, 2012, 12:49:54 AM

since his jaw is attatched to his neck, would he bite by moving his head up and down?

He does not need to bite, as he is immortal and needs no sustenance!

...however, yes, he does do that when he talks.

fred da kiko · September 27, 2012, 07:08:32 AM

Quote from: Jerkface on September 27, 2012, 01:56:25 AM

He does not need to bite, as he is immortal and needs no sustenance!

...however, yes, he does do that when he talks.

How about when he is smithing his enemies with his justice jaw?

Jerkface · September 27, 2012, 09:15:37 AM

Quote from: fred da kiko on September 27, 2012, 07:08:32 AM

How about when he is smithing his enemies with his justice jaw?

What about those muscles? Eh? What if I said that he just punches people to death? What would you say?

Blocky943 · September 27, 2012, 09:45:29 AM

Quote from: Jerkface on September 26, 2012, 02:20:37 AM

It's a Killer Whale, thank you.

Quote from: Jerkface on September 26, 2012, 02:26:07 AM

He doesn't know how to breathe in frigid water. Ha!

We all know where he'll end up when judgement day comes, boy.

Quote from: Electrk on September 26, 2012, 02:22:02 AM

He's just a loving heretic
He'll drown with the rest of his kind

Quote from: Elecro on September 26, 2012, 03:10:18 AM

You're anti-Semitic to the Orca people

Jesus christ people, it's just a book!

Electrk · September 27, 2012, 09:46:39 AM

Quote from: Blocky943 on September 27, 2012, 09:45:29 AM

Jesus christ people, it's just a book!

DROWN, HERETIC

Jerkface · September 27, 2012, 09:49:53 AM

Quote from: Blocky943 on September 27, 2012, 09:45:29 AM

Jesus christ people, it's just a book!

May he find peace in the afterlife of our frozen depths!

Blocky943 · September 27, 2012, 02:24:36 PM

IT'S JUST A DAMN BOOK!
WHY ARE YOU TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY?!

I'M A CRAPPY WRITER ANYWAY!

Jerkface · September 27, 2012, 02:44:53 PM

Quote from: Blocky943 on September 27, 2012, 02:24:36 PM

IT'S JUST A DAMN BOOK!
WHY ARE YOU TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY?!

I'M A CRAPPY WRITER ANYWAY!

Did you read this book? It's loveual. It's made for people to believe in.

It's so good.

Mute · September 27, 2012, 02:49:22 PM

Quote from: Blocky943 on September 27, 2012, 02:24:36 PM

IT'S JUST A DAMN BOOK!
WHY ARE YOU TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY?!

I'M A CRAPPY WRITER ANYWAY!

Blasphemy.

Blocky943 · September 27, 2012, 02:50:31 PM

Quote from: Jerkface on September 27, 2012, 02:44:53 PM

Did you read this book? It's loveual. It's made for people to believe in.

It's so good.

Proper grammar: You lack it.

Quote from: Mute on September 27, 2012, 02:49:22 PM

Blasphemy.

How is it blasphemy?
It's true. I am a crappy writer.

Jerkface · September 27, 2012, 02:56:55 PM

Quote from: Blocky943 on September 27, 2012, 02:50:31 PM

Proper grammar: You lack it.

It's actually a proper thing to say, just not a complete sentence. This is a forum, however, so it's the same as conversation.

No wonder you don't believe in this religion... your intelligence doesn't allow it. You can't comprehend the ideas.

Mr.Noßody · September 27, 2012, 02:59:06 PM

I approve this religion.

Mute · September 27, 2012, 03:03:03 PM

Quote from: Blocky943 on September 27, 2012, 02:50:31 PM

How is it blasphemy?
It's true. I am a crappy writer.

I was talking about how you insulted this religion.
You biscuit head.