I have a new religion.

[Electrk]

What is this beautiful creature

and where has it been all my life.......

Welcome

[Ad Bot]

[Jerkface]

Sarah was so young, too.

Her father shouldn't have tried to recite Bible versus.  Nothing is effective against the mighty Orca Lord, and you should not test his might.

[Mute]

Lord Orca forgives us for our sins

[Electrk]

O Mighty Orca!
Forgive my sin of eating fish! I have forsaken you and I am forever guilty of such!

[InvisibleName]

My religion is...
BURRITO DOLPHIIIIN!

[Electrk]

My religion is...
BURRITO DOLPHIIIIN!

I feel sorry for you because only suffering will come upon you if you do not accept Orca as your Lord and Savior.

[Mute]

My religion is...
BURRITO DOLPHIIIIN!

HERETIC
You worship a false god, and false gods only lead to suffering.

[Electrk]

HERETIC
You worship a false god, and false gods only lead to suffering.

Let him be, he'll learn the error of his ways.

[Mega-Bear]

I love Lord Orca so very much that I have changed my personal text to worship him... long live Lord Orca.

My religion is...
BURRITO DOLPHIIIIN!

Literally the most autistic god ever.

EDIT:

HELLOOO.

[Electrk]

He spoke then:

"Unlike [other gods] I have but a few credences:

   Thou shalt not have allegiance to any god but me
   Thou shalt not consume the ocean-born
   Thou shalt [only judge behavior]
   Thou shalt [have respect for me]. Do not [ridicule or question] me.

These are the true sins."


-Book of Orca 1:5


How many of you have sinned?!

[InvisibleName]

He spoke then:

"Unlike [other gods] I have but a few credences:

   Thou shalt not have allegiance to any god but me
   Thou shalt not consume the ocean-born
   Thou shalt [only judge behavior]

These are the true sins."


-Book of Orca 1:5


How many of you have sinned?!

I ate burrito dolphin.
I will now move forward to eating orca god!

[Mr.Noßody]

I ate burrito dolphin.
I will now move forward to eating orca god!

Oh, by the way, I really don't like you.

[Serge64]

*sees first post*

lol

[Swat 3]

We are the people. Dolphins must be shot on site, as it kills the holy book,


-Book of Orca 1:9

[Electrk]

We are the people. Dolphins must be shot on site, as it kills the holy book,


-Book of Orca 1:9

gay