The great poetry battle

[Clone v.117]

I do not like this game,
Nobody is playing,
It's pretty lame,
Is what we're all saying.

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[Katadeus]

Each rhyme I see is overused
I must conclude you are confused
You do not see the point of writing;
You don't try to be exciting
You just grasp at favored straws
To stay within the poet's laws
But then your syllables uneven;
Give me something to believe in!
I am sick of reading limericks
So composed by seeming dimwits
Incompetents' unkempt haikus
Let me say that I have news
You suck

[Hiiro326]

then the forget and stuff forgeted the MOON IN THE SKY
while maxwell was eating delicious pie and then proceeding to DIE
pie?

Also:
Pie? Look at this guy, his rhymes are so week he's gotta use "_IE"
Silly motherforgeter needs to take a class on how to write his rhymes and lyrics fast.
Look at him, he's probably in distress, but I digress I used to be like him too... just kidding i was never a foo'.

ok i'm done posting until someone else does.

[Katadeus]

You misused week, you little imp
You think that you sound like a entrepreneur
Your rhymes are flaccid, meagre things,
You're why we can't have good things

[Hiiro326]

Each rhyme I see is overused
I must conclude you are confused
You do not see the point of writing;
You don't try to be exciting
You just grasp at favored straws
To stay within the poet's laws
But then your syllables uneven;
Give me something to believe in!
I am sick of reading limericks
So composed by seeming dimwits
Incompetents' unkempt haikus
Let me say that I have news
You suck

Woah, woah, woah. I'm the guy who comes in and insults everyone. What are you doing--Stealing my fun? I don't think so.... you've gotta forget off, this is my thread now,
go back home and kick some of your stuff around. Your rhyme scheme is embarrassing! It's heresy, the rap gods would not be pleased, I know you could do better, jeeze, you're such a loving tease. What's this AABBCC bullstuff you're typin' hoping you'll get a couple people fightin'?! I don't understand when people write raps like that, it's like you think everyone's a doormat, you're some kinda house cat.

You misused week, you little imp
You think that you sound like a entrepreneur
Your rhymes are flaccid, meagre things,
You're why we can't have good things

OH CRIPE-OH! I'm sorry I made a typo, I wasn't even insulting you at the time, what are you thinkin' going and challenging the king of the thread, forget it you wont get your ration of bread (this week). You rhymed things with things, that doesn't even loving ring you silly little "thing" OOPS! Just kidding I wouldn't make such a stupid mistake, brb gonna get baked.

(I edited a little bit to make it flow better sorry.)

[Hiiro326]

You misused week, you little imp
You think that you sound like a entrepreneur
Your rhymes are flaccid, meagre things,
You're why we can't have good things

Come on, you're taking forever, you need to be a bit faster in your absurd endeavor. I had an excuse I was writing 2 verses, sure I did fill it with curses but who's throwing a fit? not I! It flowed better than your-stuff, better than blood through your veins, blocked by all that stuff your food contains.

EDIT: Well guys I'm out for tonight, I'm gonna turn out the lights and hit the hay, but you know what I say... I'll be back in the day to forget around with you gays... OOPS! I mean Guys. stuff.... it's like noone even tries.

[Katadeus]

Apologies, boy-prodigy, precocious little kid,
You can't phrase for a raise for workin' so hard,
I was going to give you a rhyme but my time is limited
I have a life to attend to, go play Pokemon cards

[Hiiro326]

Apologies, boy-prodigy, precocious little kid,
You can't phrase for a raise for workin' so hard,
I was going to give you a rhyme but my time is limited
I have a life to attend to, go play Pokemon cards

Bitch? Do you know who I am?! I'm the Rapaholic, when I drink I don't get drunk... I GET CRUNK. What the forget is your nickname? Junk?
Only one of us can be condescending, it's me. Atleast you changed your rhyme scheme... what a G. Personally this is the most fun I've had in a while, schooling your ass.. you know.. with style. I'll be anxiously waiting for your rebuttal, gonna bounce into my shuttle.

[The Titanium]

holy stuff

[Rusty]

Day and night I travel along,
Posting on these forums with melodic song.
Why do you dispute with one another?
Stop or I will call my mother.
Now I'm going to go and get really drunk,
And probably end up talking to Munk.
Now forget you all because I love you,
Get in my van and I'll give you something to chew.
<3

[rockslide26]

Titanium, is that all you can manage?
A simple "holy stuff?"
I believe you're capable of deeper thinking, just a bit.

Hiiro, your rhymes are uneducated and crude
When it comes to haircuts, you're anything but prude

Prancing around, hair down to your knees
If you think you look good, you have a mental disease

To be quite frank, you can't rhyme.
Your abuse of ellipses should be labeled a crime

Oh, and one last thing before I go
If you say you can rhyme, you need proof to show.

[Hiiro326]

Titanium, is that all you can manage?
A simple "holy stuff?"
I believe you're capable of deeper thinking, just a bit.

Hiiro, your rhymes are uneducated and crude
When it comes to haircuts, you're anything but prude

Prancing around, hair down to your knees
If you think you look good, you have a mental disease

To be quite frank, you can't rhyme.
Your abuse of ellipses should be labeled a crime

Oh, and one last thing before I go
If you say you can rhyme, you need proof to show.

Your lyrics aren't even correct, I've gotten a haircut since then, go the forget back to your play-pen. I don't understand why you come in here bein' so rude, it's like you're trying to be cute. You're not. But I guess sometimes people bust into other people's rhymes and try to overthrow the leaders of the thread but you don't have the street cred. I dunno you too well but I'll bet you smell like bacon when you wake up.And don't tell me I'm mistaken cause you'd be lyin', I'm just tryin' to get paid, to get laid, to get faded. brb gonna go watch my sister play chibi-robo, be back later you homo.

[rockslide26]

Your lyrics aren't even correct, I've gotten a haircut since then, go the forget back to your play-pen. I don't understand why you come in here bein' so rude, it's like you're trying to be cute. You're not. But I guess sometimes people bust into other people's rhymes and try to overthrow the leaders of the thread but you don't have the street cred. I dunno you too well but I'll bet you smell like bacon when you wake up.And don't tell me I'm mistaken cause you'd be lyin', I'm just tryin' to get paid, to get laid, to get faded. brb gonna go watch my sister play chibi-robo, be back later you homo.

The irony contained in your post is immense
I had been waiting for it in a state of suspense

Your rhymes are still horrid, that's consistent
They might be intentional, I guess you're insistent

I hereby crown myself King of this trial
For you, competition isn't worthwhile

And homo? Really? That's so eloquent!
Next time, think of something intelligent.

I'm shocked you can type words with what I see
and I don't think you'll ever match me.

[shyGriff]

i am a dog
but not a frog
or a hog
just a dog

[FireFish]

Sam I am
I am Sam
Would you like green eggs and ham?