Kochieboy is infatuated with a girl at his school. (3rd person PoV ftw)

[Brian Smithers]

heres some helpful tips sponsored by brian smithers
1) Dont do LSD then try to viciously murder her with a blunt object - you may ruin your new clothing
2) Use a condom - she may break up with you if you forget this
3) Don't light her on fight if she breaks up with you - you can burn yourself
4) Remember rule #935 - I don't have to explain this
5) Don't kill her parents

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[Kochieboy]

heres some helpful tips sponsored by brian smithers
1) Dont do LSD then try to viciously murder her with a blunt object - you may ruin your new clothing I'm very good with this. I'm always drug free.
2) Use a condom - she may break up with you if you forget this I'm great with this. I don't want an STD or any unplanned parenthood.
3) Don't light her on fight if she breaks up with you - you can burn yourself I have a pretty good temper now, this won't happen most likely.
4) Remember rule #935 - I don't have to explain this Wat
5) Don't kill her parents I don't want to go to prison and get raped by another man. So I'm good with this.

Yup.

[Aide33]

first thread i've seen like this where op did everything right

It's a day in forum history

Some one write this down

[Momentum]

poop it in her sticker

[Cucumber!]

Cute! Im not sure whether to go to homecoming or not tonight. Hm...

[Kochieboy]

It's a day in forum history

Some one write this down

[Planr]

I know what you mean, man.
Grills today, nothing like back when I was a kid...

oh gosh lol

fixed

[DrenDran]

I thought it said "infuriated" and I prepared for a rage thread about you being friendzoned.
This was a pleasent surprise.

[Cool Boi]

entry imminent
Resistance is futile

[Tango]

sounds like something i dont have
*sniff*

[Cool Boi]

Can you send us a picture?

[Ben Grapevine]

Let her know you are a brony so she can break up with you now because she'd probably like a productive father to her children.

[Wynd_Fox]

Wow, a girl thread not asking for advice. You rock, OP!

[Uncle Bengs]

Let her know you are a brony so she can break up with you now because she'd probably like a productive father to her children.

yeah OP, you dont need human contact, just drop it all and return to the ponies. that is all you need to fulfill your perverted needs.

[Blockzillahead]

Still waiting to find the right girl...

At my school they are either;
Dumb
Ugly
Taken
Sluts - Those that break up with boyfriends because they did a bad thing then later get together again with "i forgiv u".