US law has no place internationally. If need be, we will use a space laser cannon to evaporate the entire country and all the cats.
We have many armies in many countries
We are waiting for your tactics
What are you going to do, vaporize the whole Earth?
In which case, some of us are even trained with rocket ship piloting from other countries that have accepted us
We have guns in our paws.
WHAT NOW
No you don't. That is a straight-up lie. We have proof of it.
I have a kitten sitting on my lap right now.
Wut doooO!
Pet it.
Some of us still like a good petting.What you don't realize is the laser cannon already fired.
All the cats are dead.
They are living in a twisted afterlife where they think they are victorious, courtesy of our mercy.
You are speaking directly to us.
If we were in an afterlife, you wouldn't be able to communicate this to us.
However, you, among all other lifeforms, are still able to communicate with us.
Please explain how that is if we're already dead.
