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Discuss how this company is loving everything to hell with their stuffty facebook cancer, And how they better not forget up simcity even more than societies.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2012, 08:24:03 PM by Snow2 »


Discuss how this company is loving everything to hell witch their stuffty facebook cancer, And how they better not forget up simcity even more than societies.
The OP got so angry about EA that he forgot how to properly speak English.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2012, 08:27:36 PM by Marcem »


should just be EA
they fired lectronic rts, remember?


Challenge everything!

Go forget yourself with as spike.
I'm sorry Marcem, Did I break your concentration?



"guys since we want 1337 moneyz we decided to relase our content as day 1 dlc instead, so you have to buy the game, then buy the day 1 dlc to unlock the campaign, then buy the other day 1 dlc to unlock the first mp map, then the other day 1 dlc to unlock the enemies in both, then the next day 1 dlc to unlock weapons, then the next day 2 dlc to unlock the second mp map, then 12 monthes later, we'll release a dlc that adds an ending to the game, but before that we'll release 5 other dlc for 20 bucks each that have crap endings that dont make sense and when you ask us why it sucked so much we'll just say 'we tried our hardest to plesae the audience' and laugh in our big fat computer chairs"

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Squideey (invisible): shop
Squideey (invisible): SHOP FOR
Squideey (invisible): DEOAM
Squideey (invisible): fAdf
Squideey (invisible) has changed their name to Squideey.
Pyr° The Third: oh there you are!
Squideey: noodles and sons
Squideey: co-op between two of the greatest forget
Squideey: YOU
Squideey: stuff
Squideey: mother
Squideey: hand me downs
Pyr° The Third: circles
Pyr° The Third: rounder than spheres
Pyr° The Third: FEELING THE HANDS
Pyr° The Third: carressing the soldiers of the new age
Pyr° The Third: GENERATIONS
Pyr° The Third: never ill from cube death
Pyr° The Third: Phantom stares blankly at the sky
Pyr° The Third: Is the sky a circle or a cube?
Squideey: skybox
Pyr° The Third: The death among us is rounded down
Squideey: sky is a cube
Squideey: box
Squideey: BOX COLLECTOR HD
Pyr° The Third: gee qhiwhix i haven't played tf2 in a week or so!
Pyr° The Third: boxing
Squideey: FOR THE PS4
Pyr° The Third: ha
Squideey: FEATURING THE NEWEST
Squideey: IN BOX COLLECTING
Squideey: GAMEPLAY
Squideey: it's just TF2
Pyr° The Third: WITH NEW EXTRAS
Pyr° The Third: NEW FEATURES
Pyr° The Third: EXTENDED ENDINGS
Squideey: it's really jus
Squideey: it's a window
Pyr° The Third: SPECIAL MUSICAL CD
Pyr° The Third: FEATURING THE SOUND OF BOXES
Squideey: that shows how many boxes you get
Pyr° The Third: AND BOX EATER
Squideey: and every day
Squideey: you get a box
Squideey: sometimes the box is a different color
Squideey: but not most of the time
Pyr° The Third: sometimes the box is secretly
Pyr° The Third: ...
Pyr° The Third: a rectanglde
Squideey: $50 a month subscription
Squideey: to play box collector HD
Pyr° The Third: new dlc packs with patterns and designs
Squideey: STRIPED BOX
Pyr° The Third: POLKA DOTS
Squideey: RAINBOW BOX
Pyr° The Third: GRAHAM GRAND
Squideey: AND THE ELUSIVE
Squideey: stuff COVERED BOX
Squideey: but it's rare because there are only 100 in existence
Pyr° The Third: the super rare one is from the box contest
Pyr° The Third: you must submit a box from your collecting to spell out a word
Pyr° The Third: then the word will become a transparent box
Pyr° The Third: and when ypou pay an extra 100 dollars
Squideey: you have to pay $1 to get a box submission ticket
Squideey: then you exchange it for five attempts
Squideey: and play a slot machine
Squideey: and if you get 3 stars
Pyr° The Third: your box may get into a translucent form!
Squideey: you can submit a box
Squideey: there's an underground box farming collective
Pyr° The Third: if you find a locked box...
Pyr° The Third: you need to buy a membership dlc called box cracker
Pyr° The Third: that opens boxes and gives you 2 more boxes
Pyr° The Third: and with a written resume
Pyr° The Third: you may be able to keep one of the boxes@!
Squideey: sends a receipt in the mail every month
Squideey: keep track of your inventory
Squideey: SELL BOXES ACROSS THE GLOBE
Pyr° The Third: you need to pay for room in your inventory to keep the boxes
Pyr° The Third: or else they will take a box of the most value
Squideey: and then
Squideey: new update
Squideey: box hats
Pyr° The Third: but to wear the box hats
Pyr° The Third: you must sign a seal of approval...
Pyr° The Third: ...along with credit card information
Pyr° The Third: and a donation to the company
Squideey: social security
Squideey: passport
Pyr° The Third: this is a new feature coming soon in the works
Pyr° The Third: for every 200 dollars spent
Pyr° The Third: you can get a box made of your receipts via trust fund and online money currency!
Pyr° The Third: the online money currency is boxes
Pyr° The Third: so you pay to keep the boxes to buy other boxes in your inventory
Squideey: unusual box
Pyr° The Third: effects include floating receipts, fire, money signs, and glowing boxrays
Pyr° The Third: and you need to tie in the trust fund + seal of approval to wear it
Pyr° The Third: along with a box
Pyr° The Third: you also need to pay for HD
Pyr° The Third: or else it will turn into red ray
Pyr° The Third: and you will be fined for disobeying copyrights
Squideey: I stopped breathing a long time ago
Pyr° The Third: you can buy a decal tool from the origin store
Pyr° The Third: in which you can edit one side of the box
Pyr° The Third: this decal has preset choices of your favorite sonic original characters
Pyr° The Third: and if you give 100000 dollars to the kickstarter
Pyr° The Third: your sonic original character may be included in the game as a main character that actually only shows up in the book
Pyr° The Third: like game of thrones
Pyr° The Third: a great video game for the xbox which EA is trying to copyright
Squideey: gota go fast
Pyr° The Third: and when 40 original characters are made
Pyr° The Third: you will be paid in miniboxes
Pyr° The Third: which equivalates to two boxes
Pyr° The Third: but cost more to keep in your inventory
Squideey: I desire to move at a relatively high velocity as opposed to be positioned at a standstill
Pyr° The Third: I feel the need that your general speed is at a lower value than mine at an average length of this time period I mention.
Pyr° The Third: also if your inventory is zero then you automatically cannot play the game anymore
Pyr° The Third: and the paid subscriptions still stand
Pyr° The Third: because they assume you own the original game
Pyr° The Third: yesterday i bought box collector unnatural
Pyr° The Third: sadly the title lied and you dont get unusuals
Pyr° The Third: so i grabbed your tuition money and bought both of us matching boxes
Pyr° The Third: unusuals of course
Squideey: not even reading anymore
Squideey: you're talking to a ghost
Pyr° The Third: RIP
Squideey: rip sonic
Squideey: he got to go fast
Pyr° The Third: the greatest underwater box collector of all time
Squideey: you just gave me a novel on how to collect boxes
Squideey: and I didn't read any of it
Squideey: because I have more important things to read
Pyr° The Third: i dont deserve your eyes!
Pyr° The Third: take them back!
Pyr° The Third: and your lungs!
Pyr° The Third: and your organs!
Squideey: I need them
Squideey: to exist
Pyr° The Third: not me
Squideey: replace your colon with a firehose
Squideey: disaster results
Pyr° The Third: i had accidentally used a mustard container instead from frenches
Pyr° The Third: nothing is coming in or out of that thing
Pyr° The Third: kinda liek beti wite
Pyr° The Third: HAHA
Pyr° The Third: i jok
Squideey: rip in piece
Squideey: sonic
Pyr° The Third: again
Pyr° The Third: so what ARE your rly doing
Squideey: occasionally looking at an essay with only one paragraph
Squideey: and remembering it's due on thursday
Pyr° The Third: subject?
Squideey: how the author convinces the reader that sutff
Squideey: STUFF
Squideey: brain doesn't WORK
Pyr° The Third: just any book though?
Pyr° The Third: because if it is
Squideey: no
Squideey: specific
Pyr° The Third: An author has to be a very articulate and particular person when they write their material, and they must have the intelligence to convince the reader of their reason of the piece of literature they have created. The point of every piece of writing mus--
Pyr° The Third: fukin
Pyr° The Third: poopdank
we need to make a kickstarter for a kickstarter to ask EA to make box collector hd via kickstarter

they made bf3 pay to win

i hate ea

I HATE EA.


they made bf3 pay to win

How. Please do explain. And if you say "becuz prmium" I'm going to gank you.

How. Please do explain. And if you say "becuz prmium" I'm going to gank you.
you're going to steal him?