Life Imprisonment

[Kumquat]

You get an anarchist

I'm in for starting a fad.

[Ad Bot]

[Stick Man]

You get a bunch of bandwaggoners.

I'm in for making a jail-themed copy of the Vending-Machine Game.

[Mister Cheese]

You get Neil Armstrong's dead corpse as a cell mate.

I'm in for destroying 23 star systems, and obliterating two advanced alien races.

[Decepticon]

commander shephard

i killed a lady for her shoes

[sorrel]

You get me >:)

I'm in for murdering my cell mate

[Darkness ZXW]

you get a lonely socially awkward teenager

he'd consider it love

anyway i'm in for money laundering the money from selling pirated software

[CharlesSpeaking]

you marry a pirate

i am in because i tried to kill the below user, but failed

[Electrk]

You get me!

I tried to kill the above user but failed

[CharlesSpeaking]

you get me

i killed many people (even those who help me) with my force powers and my lightsaber

[Tømpson]

You get a subway special interestist
In for pone outside of topic

[Chrono]

Ronald McDonald.

In for stalking Black and White

Edit: Justice system in a nutshell:

you get black and white

[TheOwl]

You get a subway special interestist
In for pone outside of topic

you get black and white

Im in for pone inside thread

[Tømpson]

You get a convicted child molester and murderer.

In for snake

[lilpappaknox]

You get ass.

I'm in here for being a serial killer of Micheal Myers proportions.

[Axolotl2]

Slenderman

I'm in here for [REDACTED]