PAPER (PSST ITS AN ADVENTURE)

[masterockets]

draw him an icecream

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

So okay we're getting a VTOL tank fortress with quadrupal rotary cannons mounted to each side, several SAM silos attached to the top of the main turret, the main turret firing a mini-nuke, as well as a secondary cannon which is an automatic belt-fed death machine which fires 40mm shells, another turret below the main turret which fires lasers, small machineguns mounted to the SAM sites, several forward machineguns, and a railgun mounted somewhere on there.
Okay this seems reasonable.

Oh this is the best adventure.

[Flamecannon]

Draw sword. Approach with caution.

So okay we're getting a VTOL tank fortress with quadrupal rotary cannons mounted to each side, several SAM silos attached to the top of the main turret, the main turret firing a mini-nuke, as well as a secondary cannon which is an automatic belt-fed death machine which fires 40mm shells, another turret below the main turret which fires lasers, small machineguns mounted to the SAM sites, several forward machineguns, and a railgun mounted somewhere on there.
Okay this seems reasonable.

draw him an icecream

[SWAT One]

extra nanofiber plating, all shells are packed with explosives, SAM silos fire guided rockets, attach another laser to each rotary cannon, supersize those machineguns (all of them), and have the railgun fire a loving giant harpoon

now we are prepared

False.

Railgun has to be a TC-9909 "Leviathan-Z" that fires Anti-matter shells at Mach 400.
Rotary turrets on rotary turrets.
Has to be loving invisible and have 8,000 5' subwoofers to fire a sonic pulse bass cannon to melt the target into goo.
Has to be able to go underground, underwater, in space and fly at Mach 94.2
Has to be able to sprout legs and arms and turn into a transformer.
Must have 18 ICBM silos that launch 10-warhead missiles.
Must be 2 miles long and 1.5 miles wide.
Must have 30 aircraft landing strips.
Must have a city on it with a population of 50,000,000.
Must have a laser cannon that pierces black holes.

Gentlemen, I bring you the USS Clusterforget.

[blazerblock2]

False.

Railgun has to be a TC-9909 "Leviathan-Z" that fires Anti-matter shells at Mach 400.
Rotary turrets on rotary turrets.
Has to be loving invisible and have 8,000 5' subwoofers to fire a sonic pulse bass cannon to melt the target into goo.
Has to be able to go underground, underwater, in space and fly at Mach 94.2
Has to be able to sprout legs and arms and turn into a transformer.
Must have 18 ICBM silos that launch 10-warhead missiles.
Must be 2 miles long and 1.5 miles wide.
Must have 30 aircraft landing strips.
Must have a city on it with a population of 50,000,000.
Must have a laser cannon that pierces black holes.

Gentlemen, I bring you the USS Clusterforget.

No.

[xxxxkill]

Gentlemen, I bring you the BLF Clusterforgetstuffballsmonday lovingforgetstuffforgeterstuf fballsmondayforgetmondayniggi ngmondayforgetforgetkool kids klublolswagforgetstuffcrapbit chbrown townforgeter.

Fixed.

[Moppy]

All hail the USS Universe.
An entire universed mechanized and armed to be cautious against one freaking guy who probably has never hurt anybody in his entire dang life.

Sounds legit.

[PowerDag]

walk over to the man and say a casual hello

then eat the man.

[SWAT One]

walk over to the man and say a casual hello

then eat the man.

[*FacePalm*]

walk over to the man and say a casual hello

then eat the man.

[xxxxkill]

walk over to the man and say a casual hello

then run the man over with your super city VTOL tank.

[blazerblock2]

walk over to the man and say a casual hello

then eat the man.

[Menen]

Does our Hero even have a name?

[Gojira]

walk over to the man and say a casual hello

then eat the man.

[Cybertails1998]

Does our Hero even have a name?

It's literally in the first image of this adventure