Author Topic: When the super ninjas attack- An bad adventure by CreamTurk3y  (Read 1744 times)

When the super ninjas attack
You are Badash, a douchebag living in the town of Swallows. You're driving in your graffiti truck driving back from your job at Burger King.

When suddenly

A Ninja jumps onto your car and is attempting to kill you, what do?

Notes
This is improvised, nothing is planned.
If you take the art seriously and honestly think I'm trying, you are a dumbass.
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« Last Edit: October 03, 2012, 12:26:31 AM by CreamTurk3y »

Hit the break and watch him fly into a solid wall



Hit the break and watch him fly into a solid wall
You ponder for a bit and see an upcoming brick wall in the middle of Swallows.
You floor it, then slam the breaks and the ninja goes flying into the wall, breaking his skull.
However the force from the stop causes you to piss through your steering wheel.

He then lands on your car, sword almost piercing your face, and skids down the window.
What do?


land van on floor

What do?

RECAP:
You're playing as badash
Your current location is Swallows-Brick wall
There is a dead ninja on your car
There is a sword piercing your window
There is piss on the dashboard


No, forever car-wheelie.

NOW LAND THE FRONT TIRE
You deploy front tire landing gear

What do?
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 11:30:59 PM by CreamTurk3y »

Get out of car and take knife

Get out of car and take KATANA
You automagically exit the vehicle to the rooftop of the vehicle and pick up the sord.


"You are not Master"
Wat do.

Turn car around, attach katana to front of car.  Make ninja-kabobs.

Get back in the car and get home

And make your own shoddy knife to defend

Turn car around, attach katana to front of car.  Make ninja-kabobs.
Katana: Human, What are you doing? Don't you want to find out what we are and our plan?
Badash: Nope, forget you.
Badash grabs duct tape out of nowhere and straps the sword to the hood of the car.

Badash:WEEE HAWWW!!!
Katana: Stop this human, I do not like this.
Badash can't hear him through his dubstep blaring through the radio.

Unfortunately there are no ninjas in sight and Badash accidentally spears a 6 year old, and gets thrown in jail.

The Katana was taken from you and put in weapon hold. Your car was crushed and you are put in a cell with another man, sharpening a piece of wood.
???: So, I heard you killed the Mayor's daughter? Hehe, welcome to hell. You're gonna be in here the rest of your life. That's right, you're going to die in here.


Done with updates for the night. But here's a recap to give you ideas.

You are in Swallos' high security prison.
You have no defense.
You have no car.
There is someone else in your cell.
The mayor is now daughterless
Your ninja kill count is: 1