Turn car around, attach katana to front of car. Make ninja-kabobs.
Katana: Human, What are you doing? Don't you want to find out what we are and our plan?
Badash: Nope, forget you.
Badash grabs duct tape out of nowhere and straps the sword to the hood of the car.
Badash:WEEE HAWWW!!!
Katana: Stop this human, I do not like this.
Badash can't hear him through his dubstep blaring through the radio.
Unfortunately there are no ninjas in sight and Badash accidentally spears a 6 year old, and gets thrown in jail.
The Katana was taken from you and put in weapon hold. Your car was crushed and you are put in a cell with another man, sharpening a piece of wood.
???: So, I heard you killed the Mayor's daughter? Hehe, welcome to hell. You're gonna be in here the rest of your life. That's right, you're going to die in here.
Done with updates for the night. But here's a recap to give you ideas.
You are in Swallos' high security prison.
You have no defense.
You have no car.
There is someone else in your cell.
The mayor is now daughterless
Your ninja kill count is: 1
