need a campaign slogan!

[SlayerZ99]

TOMORROW IS THE ELECTION
Im running for treasurer

Im opening with "Hi Im Andrew and I like money" which is from spongebob

but now I need a wicked good and funny campaign slogo
something to do with money

Im running against a girl named Ksusha (Pronounced "Susha")
she russian

My friends said these

"Vote for me because Im not russian"
"Vote for me because Im not a communist"
"Vote for me because Im not ugly"
"Vote for me because I don't have a stupid name"

[Ad Bot]

[e-maxx]

LODS OF EMONE

[Electrk]

LODS OF EMONE

[Jokey365]

"WE THE STUDENTS, WILL MAKE A BETTER WORLD, WITHOUT OBAMACARE."

[Electrk]

"WE THE STUDENTS, WILL MAKE A BETTER WORLD, WITHOUT OBAMACARE."

are you a republican

[Shadowed999]

nvm you're not Mexican.

[Darkness ZXW]

are you a republican

today the cafeteria will be serving DEMOCRAT LIES

[CJwarrior]

The first two quotes are really offensive in a bad way and can get them killed.

[*FacePalm*]

CRAPTASTIC

[rockslide26]

CHOOOCOOOLAAAAATEEE! CHOCOOOOLAAAATE!

[Slammer1337]

LODS OF EMONE

Ksusha
Susha
Sasha

You're running a campaign agaisnt Heavy's minigun.

[xxxxkill]

"The reasons why you should vote for me are as follows:
-I'm not dumb
-I don't think you're dumb
-I will get you free iPhones. You all love iPhones right?
-I'll also take care of you guys that don't like stuffty overpriced bullstuff apple products."
Instantly get elected.

[Shadowed999]

"I'm an American, Caucasian, AND over 5 feet tall. That's what we need...thats what America needs."

[Cargøn]

Vote for me if you're right-handed!
Because I can change that...

Vote for me to handle your money!
What could possibly go wrong?

It's okay if you don't vote for me.
Just don't vote for Ksusha either!

[dorkdotdan]

I promise Coke in the water fountains...