my friends told me that there is a snake in my garage

[PurpleMetro]

Can you see it from a safe distance?
If so describe what it looks like.

it's night and we don't have any flashlights

Why the forget are your friends in your garage?

my friends are playing basketball outside near my garage

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[VincentTheGuy]

Your friends are complete durps.

[WyWy5000]

it's night and we don't have any flashlights

Ask a neighbor for a flashlight.

[Planr]

shoot it with a paintball gun

[PurpleMetro]

my friends took a picture of it, it's about as long as an X-Box cord, guys help :c

[Alyx Vance]

Okay here is a step by step guide.

1. Grow testicles
2. Find snake
3. Step on head
4. Grab snake behind head by its neck, pinch tight enough to have a grip on it
5. Remove it from premises
6. Go in and have a power fap of glory for getting rid of it.

[PowerDag]

is it in a cardboard box trying to find where you store your interchangeable parts

oh so that's where that bugger went

[PurpleMetro]

Okay here is a step by step guide.

1. Grow testicles
2. Find snake
3. Step on head
4. Grab snake behind head by its neck, pinch tight enough to have a grip on it
5. Remove it from premises
6. Go in and have a power fap of glory for getting rid of it.

well i could send in my wireless controlling rover into the garage to come get it out

[Alyx Vance]

well i could send in my wireless controlling rover into the garage to come get it out

...
I think you failed at step 1, Its not hard to get it yourself as long as you know how to. Well hell just have common sense, I used common sense to catch my first snake.

[WyWy5000]

If your friend took a picture then post it.

[shyGriff]

step 1: don't do anything snakes are awesome

[Jetlok]

i love my snake but hes scared of me but only sometimes its so cute
go tame it and love it

[blocklandiansprofile]

How does it look exactly?

[NotKreation]

Step X: Stop being such a goddamn pusillanimous individual and being afraid of snakes

[Jacob 123456789]

maybe he's indiana jones