stuff that happens on multiplayer games thread

[Axolotl2]

Don't be anxious for that gift horse.

On the BTPro.nl citybuilder server, I had 1 plane and 1 train.

The plane crashed while landing at my town. RIP 222 people who wanted to live there.

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[Man 2]

The approximate seven seconds I spent playing Warband multiplayer were spent getting lanced and getting yelled at.

[WOLFPACK2]

join a game

games ends

[Jokey365]

Do something amazing for your team, giving them a big advantage.
Auto-balance.

[VincentTheGuy]

Grand Theft Auto IV and Red Dead Redemption are my personal favorites.

GTA
Mic users will either love or hate each other. Depending on that there can be all out war or just general hilarity throughout the server.

Like the one time me and a pal that i had just me both got firetrucks during a TDM round and just sprayed everyone off the highway. The whole entire time we were laughing our asses off.


Red Dead Redemption
Everyone is a cowboy. Jokes ensue that fact.


1. Get Bears
2. Lead Bears To A Low Level Person
3. Let them fight
4. Throw dynamite at them
5. ???
6. Profit

[Cargøn]

Create painstaking beautiful house in a beautiful meadow decorated to the most minimal detail
Log off
Come back to barren wasteland and a sign that says: Halomasterxx213 ws heer

[Katadeus]

Create painstaking beautiful house in a beautiful meadow decorated to the most minimal detail
Log off
Come back to barren wasteland and a sign that says: Halomasterxx213 ws heer

You ninja'd that. I just came back to this topic and before, it definitely said horse, not house.

[WOLFPACK2]

You ninja'd that. I just came back to this topic and before, it definitely said horse, not house.

did you really need to point that out?

[Cargøn]

You ninja'd that. I just came back to this topic and before, it definitely said horse, not house.

Um
it always said house

[jarelash]

Play borderlands 2
-Friend joins as lvl 18 assassin
-go to dust
-catch-a-ride
-???
-Friend leaves as lvl 23 ninja

[Bravo]

Create painstaking beautiful house in a beautiful meadow decorated to the most minimal detail
Log off
Come back to barren wasteland and a sign that says: Halomasterxx213 ws heer

What game is this

[Cargøn]

What game is this

Mine-land-blox
Devloped in the third layer of block hell.

[Wehrmacht]

loving auto balancer every time
WHY CANT GAMES MAKE THEIR AUTO BALANCERS SMART?!?!?!!
SERIOUSLY IF YOU ARE IN A PARTY WITH LIKE 3 GUYS AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS A LONER IT MOVES YOU TO THE OTHER TEAM INSTEAD OF A LONER

[Mr.jacksaunt]

loving auto balancer every time
WHY CANT GAMES MAKE THEIR AUTO BALANCERS SMART?!?!?!!
SERIOUSLY IF YOU ARE IN A PARTY WITH LIKE 3 GUYS AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS A LONER IT MOVES YOU TO THE OTHER TEAM INSTEAD OF A LONER

And then there's battlefield's which doesn't do anything

[Trymos]

garrys mod voice chat fiasco:

>some person who sounds like deckard cane. he is incapable of shutting up.

>some person who sounds like batman. he has an extremely loud mic.

>some person who sounds like a loving godfather of the mafia, he was a hobo btw.

>some person who sounded like rebecca black. the thing got banned perma'd.

>someone who sounded like... oh god, vermin supreme.

some of these people might be using voice changers, but definitely not soundboards because they don't sound like it at all and they usually never repeat same sounding words.