Author Topic: Pokemon: Black and Blue  (Read 2704 times)


this is all over tumblr and i'm not sure whether to be upset or amused


This is the most depressing attempt at animal rights activism I've ever seen.
I wonder how many iron pipes you need to have lodged in your cerebral cortex in order to become a part of PETA

Holy crap Peta stop making me feel like a cruel jerk (not implying i actually abuse animals, but that first video omg)

this rivals the time they tried to change the word "fish" to "sea kitten"

I wonder if they'll ever realize everyone else thinks they're a giant loving joke


Just by the looks of, it, a kid registered for PETA and tried to make something cool.

First Mario, then Pokemon. What's next? Kirby? Metroid?

this rivals the time they tried to change the word "fish" to "sea kitten"
wait
what



what
?????????????

First Mario, then Pokemon. What's next? Kirby? Metroid?
PETA's gonna hate the everything.
Sue the un-sueable,
Hate the un-hateable...
RO ROH, FIGHT THE PETA!

Quote from: Forbes
Animal rights group PETA has condemned the Pokémon media franchise and video game series, saying it “paints a rosy picture of what amounts to thinly veiled animal abuse.”

The Pokémon series tells the stories of young “trainers” who befriend wild critters called Pokémon, help them grow stronger, and coach them through a series of non-fatal sparring matches against other trainers.

In a statement released on October 8, the day after Nintendo released Pokemon Black 2 and White 2, the latest games in the franchise, PETA blathered:


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Much like animals in the real world, Pokémon are treated as unfeeling objects and used for such things as human entertainment and as subjects in experiments. The way that Pokémon are stuffed into pokéballs is similar to how circuses chain elephants inside railroad cars and let them out only to perform confusing and often painful tricks that were taught using sharp steel-tipped bullhooks and electric shock prods …if PETA existed in Unova, our motto would be: Pokémon are not ours to use or abuse. They exist for their own reasons. We believe that this is the message that should be sent to children.

Aside from the fact that this is clearly a lame attempt to attract publicity on the back of a major video game release (which is why I’m not linking to their site, and you shouldn’t look for it, either) PETA seems to have missed the single biggest theme of the Pokémon series: That Pokémon should be treated humanely and live as our equals. The games are loaded with an endless stream of characters who go on and on about true friendship between man and Pokémon. It’s so saccharine and so completely the opposite of what PETA suggests that it boggles the mind.

As part of the campaign, PETA also developed and released a flash-based parody game which it calls “Pokémon Black and Blue.” It is awful.

Last November, PETA attacked video game icon Mario for wearing “fur” –the Tanooki Suit, a frequent power-up in Mario games that grants the ability to fly.

PETA did not disclose in its statement how many actual, living, breathing animals died waiting for rescue while the organization spent its time and money campaigning against fiction.

lol

What a bunch of starfishs, who would go as far as making a game like this?

PETA lol. They do all sorts of dumb things.

i just finished it
and
well
...

im speechless