I just got the most peculiar text.

[RedGajin]

say yes and then ask her if she has any plans this weekend

[Ad Bot]

[Katadeus]

Say "With an ax"

[BanishedLetters]

Say yes and then don't show up

[LordoftheUnclean]

say yes and then ask her if she has any plans this weekend

I'm expecting her to be like 60.

Say yes and then don't show up

My conscience won't let me be a huge richard

aaa dammit conscience

Say "With an ax"

lol'd

[RedGajin]

wtf you wont ever even meet her and she wont even care bro

[BanishedLetters]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A NICE PERSON

[LordoftheUnclean]

wtf you wont ever even meet her and she wont even care bro

Yeah, but for some reason my damn conscience is all like "NO DONT CRASH SOMEONES WEDDING YOU starfish" and then I realize it's more sensible than I'll ever be so I listen to it.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A NICE PERSON

I WISH I WASNT SO MUCH SOMETIMES

[RedGajin]

crash someones wedding? what? you're sending text messages, not driving your car through a church.

[LordoftheUnclean]

crash someones wedding? what? you're sending text messages, not driving your car through a church.

Yeah but she all like "OH forget THE HAIR STYLIST CANCELLED EMERGENCY ALERT" so I assume hair is a big thing in weddings.

OH forget RESPONSE

"Thanks any way and thanks for playing:)your a good sport:)"

DID SHE JUST TROLL ME

I SWEAR TO loving GOD IF I GOT TROLLED

[Freek]

"Hey deb hair do emerdency!!!

What the forget, is she a caveman?

[Alyx Vance]

crash someones wedding? what? you're sending text messages, not driving your car through a church.

They're not always at churches.
Ever heard of a backyard wedding, shotgun wedding (fast wedding), courthouse wedding, house wedding, ect?

[RedGajin]

this could have been a wonderful fiasco op. a fiasco.
but no
now its just an experience

They're not always at churches.
Ever heard of a backyard wedding, shotgun wedding (fast wedding), courthouse wedding, house wedding, ect?

thanks captain ill be sure to archive this information and keep it for later use

[LordoftheUnclean]

this could have been a wonderful fiasco op. a fiasco.
but no
now its just an experiencethanks captain ill be sure to archive this information and keep it for later use

I'm sorry that I'm not as big a richard as you.

[Alyx Vance]

I'm sorry that I'm not as big a richard as you.

The bigger your richard the bigger the richard you are apparently.

[Shazoo]

They're not always at churches.
Ever heard of a backyard wedding, shotgun wedding (fast wedding), courthouse wedding, house wedding, ect?

Oh dear lord you're not even trying to hide your extreme-country-sister lovin'-pig hurlin'-corn pluckin'-home-boy-southern-ness anymore.

Oh wait, you never hid it, nevermind.