I just got the most peculiar text.

[koonta]

Keep the number

Wait one week

Text her "I have captured Debbie and her husband. If you don't record 'happy birthday' in the batman theme song and leave a chocolate cake with kool-aid flavored sprinkles outside your house at 3:30 AM, Debbie and her husband will be sleepin' with the fishes.



I'm a genius. 

[Ad Bot]

[_Rave_]

say you can only do hair from the doggy style position

if this works you owe me

[Alyx Vance]

Oh dear lord you're not even trying to hide your extreme-country-sister lovin'-pig hurlin'-corn pluckin'-home-boy-southern-ness anymore.

Oh wait, you never hid it, nevermind.

All I did is call a fast wedding a "shotgun wedding" what the forget? Just because I chose to use another term doesn't make me a bad person.

[Man 2]

I think it's time this topic is locked because these suggestions are genuinely scaring me.

[LordoftheUnclean]

say you can only do hair from the doggy style position

if this works you owe me

lol

Keep the number

Wait one week

Text her "I have captured Debbie and her husband. If you don't record 'happy birthday' in the batman theme song and leave a chocolate cake with kool-aid flavored sprinkles outside your house at 3:30 AM, Debbie and her husband will be sleepin' with the fishes.



I'm a genius.  

Dafuq?

Oh dear lord you're not even trying to hide your extreme-country-sister lovin'-pig hurlin'-corn pluckin'-home-boy-southern-ness anymore.

Oh wait, you never hid it, nevermind.

Are you being serious?

"Oh no he's southern kill it with fire!!!"

I think it's time this topic is locked because these suggestions are genuinely scaring me.

They're making me laugh more than get scared, so I wanna keep hearing them.

[Alyx Vance]

Apparently in society being different is bad.

[steve5451]

Apparently in society being different is bad.

shut up you're different you have no opinon

[RedGajin]

Apparently in society being different is bad.

where the forget have you been the past since ever

[LordoftheUnclean]

Actually, forget this. If I keep this unlocked, you're all going to spill into an immature, unwarranted argument about Alyx Vance, which has been had a few hundred times before. Seriously, guys, solve your problems elsewhere, and stop stuffstorming all over topics.