Corny Pick-Up Lines

[Elecro]

Post the most corniest of the corn pick-up lines that you know.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Ad Bot]

[WyWy5000]

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

[otto-san]

i'm sorry did i just kick a dog or did i look at you

either are acceptable alternatives to death

[ShadowsfeaR]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first B)

[e-maxx]

forget me now

[hodototman]

Girl: Hey, how's your life?
Guy: I'ma talkin' to her.

[Man 2]

"Are you a woman? Because I want to have love with you."

[xxxxkill]

You make my paperback a hardcover.
You make my floppy disk a hard drive.
Hey baby want to touch electrons?
Pull down your pants.
Take off your shirt.
Baby I'd stick my flash drive into your USB port any day.

[-Pablo-]

Excuse me, relative of the female species. will you be as so gracious to interact with me???

[hodototman]

You make my paperback a hardcover.
You make my floppy disk a hard drive.
Hey baby want to touch electrons?
Pull down your pants.
Take off your shirt.
Baby I'd stick my flash drive into your USB port any day.

oh forget

[Elecro]

You make my paperback a hardcover.
You make my floppy disk a hard drive.
Hey baby want to touch electrons?
Pull down your pants.
Take off your shirt.
Baby I'd stick my flash drive into your USB port any day.

anyone dare me to say this to BubbaGum?

[BanishedLetters]

anyone dare me to say this to BubbaGum?

no

[hodototman]

anyone dare me to say this to BubbaGum?

anyone dare me to say this to BubbaGum?

anyone dare me to say this to BubbaGum?

i dare i dare i dare

[WyWy5000]

anyone dare me to say this to BubbaGum?

No...?

[Mute]

I like women. I like the concept of women.