Author Topic: Corny Pick-Up Lines (Read 3821 times)

Elecro · October 11, 2012, 07:46:49 PM

jesus christ, I wasn't going to really tell her that. I have more respect for women.

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xHerobrinex · October 11, 2012, 07:47:19 PM

If your left leg is Halloween and your right leg is Christmas, could I meet you in between holidays?

BubbaGum · October 11, 2012, 07:48:18 PM

Rock paper take off your clothes

Roses are red violets are blue I want to make out with your face

Mega-Bear · October 11, 2012, 07:48:50 PM

I was making some sweet science jokes yesterday in biology.

Baby I'm so strongly attracted to you that scientists are going to have to define a fifth fundamental force.

(This one's for Plant) Baby if you were a phaser you'd be set to stunning.

Quote from: xHerobrinex on October 11, 2012, 07:47:19 PM

If your left leg is Halloween and your right leg is Christmas, could I meet you in between holidays?

If your left leg is a cell wall and your right leg is a cell membrane, can I be the cytoplasm?

e-maxx · October 11, 2012, 07:49:21 PM

let me stick my inline 6 into your V12

Mute · October 11, 2012, 07:49:23 PM

Quote from: BubbaGum on October 11, 2012, 07:48:18 PM

Rock paper take off your clothes

Roses are red violets are blue I want to make out with your face

Quote from: xxxxkill on October 11, 2012, 07:43:02 PM

You make my paperback a hardcover.
You make my floppy disk a hard drive.
Hey baby want to touch electrons?
Pull down your pants.
Take off your shirt.
Baby I'd stick my flash drive into your USB port any day.

The deed is done. Now pay up