Corny Pick-Up Lines

[Kevdude]

Titanic was a good movie

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

forget me if I'm wrong but is your name Hildegarde?

Because whose name is Hildegarde, seriously?

[Mute]

Because whose name is Hildegarde, seriously?

Did you not get the joke or...

[hodototman]

Did you not get the joke or...

he got the joke

without any milk

[Man 2]

Did you not get the joke or...

You see
*Pushes up glasses*
To say "forget me if I'm wrong" followed by a highly improbable assumption will ultimately mean the receiver of the line would have to forget you.

Not that she would, or anything.

I merely tweaked your post to say Hildegarde because it's a less common name than Gertrude.

[fred da kiko]

Call my santa, because I've got a candy cane for you.

[KILLERBUNNY]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. (name here), how you doin'~

[Boink!]

Hey baby, wanna come play my "Wii"?

[BanishedLetters]

Basically any pick-up line is bad.

[bµbbler]

You must be a uranium core
Cause whenever I'm near you, I grow a third leg

[WyWy5000]

"forget me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gertrude?"
The joke for all of you brain damaged idiots that can't understand it.
Saying forget me if I'm wrong means if the person says it's not they
have to forget me (have love) then when I SAID but is your name Gertrude?
I used that name because it's the most uncommon name, it's also stupid.
So basically a lot of people have to forget me.

[TurnipBlog]

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.

My personal favorite: Hey ladies, I'm single.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. (name here), how you doin'~

I see how it is.

[RaR]

"do you work at subway? because youre giving me a footlong."

[snozola]

You like water?

Then you like 75% of mah body....


Gurl your feet must tired cause you been running through mah mind ALL DAY!

[KILLERBUNNY]

I see how it is.

Oh goodness I was worried someone had posted that one all ready. Sorry about that :s