Crap you thought when you were younger

[_Rave_]

I thought they peed out their back door and that's why they sat down when they peed.

oh man

i cant even

[Ad Bot]

[Wheatley]

I used to think my richard was only for pissing

glad you snapped out of it

[Mardalf]

glad you snapped out of it

I just Came to the realization that I had to Grow out of it

[Ceist]

i used to think women had four holes.

[BlockoCrafter]

I thought circumcision was a natural process.
...What? I have 2 younger brothers.

[sorrel]

I didn't know guys had snakees

I used to think that there was a monster in my room

Also used to think that Charles Darwin was stupid for talking about evolution, I think the exact opposite now

[Mushroom man]

I used to think reproduction was achieved by peeing in a woman's mouth. It made me glad to be a man because it sounded gross.

[Cybertails1998]

I used to think if I weren't fast asleep before midnight a wolf would climb through the windows, grab me and probably eat me in a forest.

[KILLERBUNNY]

I thought girls didn't have star fishes.
Deugugughg

[The Brighter Dark]

Gay meant happy.

fix'd
when anyone says that, 99% of the time they dont mean happy.

[fred da kiko]

I thought that wood was a man made, synthetic product and that people built trees.

[xbox 360 fan]

I thought that you were  a infant then couple days later... wazamm your an adult

[Swat 3]

I thought that my mom took pills because she was fat, and I called them, "Fat people pills."

And that, really.

Really.

REALLY.
Pissed my mom off, that's how I got into the corner for 2 minutes.

[John Freeman]

Butts and farts are funny

[shyGriff]

i also thought you could just go completely mute for a day and then be able to talk again the next
and i don't mean just you can't talk without your throat hurting mute, i mean physically unable to speak at all