[124x70] Menen the First - Go read Time Force and support my sister

[Swholli]

Ok guys, I figured out what Deadrock was missing. Centered posts! Of course.

Also, we're in HD now. Get used to it. All the kids are doing it.

: Ma'am? Are you quite alright?

: I will be fine, boi. It seems der's more pressin' matters behind us.

: I don't suppose those are good matters, are they.

Welcome back to our regularly scheduled Deadrock.

Ahem...

WHAT DO?

[Ad Bot]

[TheKid]

look for nicolas flamel

[Menen]

Find Tesla!

[PowerDag]

attempt to converse with thing

[Swholli]

Find Tesla!

look for nicolas flamel

You are currently stuck in a river connected to a lake on the outside of town.

I don't think anyone will hear you.

Also if Flamel is canonical then he's dead.

[Menen]

Swim for your lives!

[TheKid]

Also if Flamel is canonical then he's dead.

philosopher's stone

durh

[Swholli]

philosopher's stone

durh

Actually a valid point. Well, regardless he isn't in this swamp presently, so...

[Swholli]

attempt to converse with thing

: Uhm... uh... oh great and powerful beast from another realm, we mean you no harm... I think.

: Foolish mortal scum. Just speaking your ape-tongue pains my innards. Do you not knoweth of my divine presence?

: Nathan, with all due respect, please dun't try an' piss 'im off.

: No, uhm, great spirit. I'm afraid I am not acquainted with you.

: Bah! I am no vapor-thin spirit. I am flesh just as you. You do not know me? I realize my form has changed over the eons, but you  are not told the great stories of the Old Ones to your offspring as you whimper yourself to a lull of unconscious drivel?

: No, sir. I do not know you.

: I am the old and powerful, Yog-Sothoth. I know all, I see all, I am all. Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. I know where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. I know where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread. Cower before me!

Swim for your lives!

: Where do you think you're going?!?

: You won't escape that easy. I'll teach you to bow before me else you shall perish much like this pathetic planet!

Erzulie has joined your party! A highly trained Voodoo Witch and Necromancer, she should come in handy.

[Cybertails1998]

> forget fighting, bow down

[HellHound]

Bow down.

[Menen]

This guy is all bark and no bite. FILL HIM WITH LEAD

[Yosher]

run for it already, he's obv going to devour you

[Menen]

If you try to run he will just grab you.

[Revoloarx]

Use his eyes as a trampoline