[124x70] Menen the First - Go read Time Force and support my sister

[grunterdb1951]

That is a large as hell schlong.

Perhaps he cut off someone elses and cut off the head of his, then stitched it together?

[Ad Bot]

[Swholli]

That is a large as hell schlong.

William Barclay is one hell of a man.

[blazerblock2]

Punch the sheriff in the adam's apple.

[Swholli]

what the forget is this i don't even

Deadrock is a forum adventure game originally designed by Nickthesushi and myself as an alternative to his long running (but never ended) Menen adventures.

It's more of a rough setting that Menen's world, as it's the 1840s. People are meaner, the world is nastier, and the medicine is horrible. You could die from pretty much anything.

But that's the least of the troubles these days.

Something eerie is on it's way, and it's headed straight for the town of Deadrock. It's up to you, the forumer, to work alongside me, the artist, to help save the rickety old town from certain supernatural destruction.

[Swholli]

Punch the sheriff in the adam's apple.

You're not really sure why you'd do that, considering he's out cold.

Speaking of cold, your balls are really starting to shrink right about now. Maybe instead of waving around that new +1 modifier like some behemoth, you should look for some pants like a decent fellow.

[SWAT One]

Take the guard's pants?  He probably has a gun and stuff too!

[blazerblock2]

Take the sheriff's pants?  He probably has a gun and stuff too!

[Swholli]

Take the guard's pants?  He probably has a gun and stuff too!

You take the sheriff's pants and gun holster, but he seems to have left the gun somewhere.

It's probably in this room, though you fear you've wasted enough time with this little jail charade for now.

You can attempt to search for the gun (which requires a roll, thus it might fail and waste too much time) or you can leave now in an attempt to warn someone as soon as possible.

[masterockets]

Steal badge too
then adam's apple ponch

[Alteration]

Lock the sheriff in the cell, take the exclamation mark and search for his gun.

[blazerblock2]

Lock the sheriff in the cell, take the exclamation mark and search for his gun.

Take his hat too just for stuffs and giggles.

[SWAT One]

Lock the sheriff in the cell, take the exclamation mark and search for his gun.

Take his hat too just for stuffs and giggles.

See:  HerpaDerp's signature.

[blazerblock2]

Are you saying you'd like to have love with me?

[Swholli]

Steal badge too
then adam's apple ponch

Rolled a 4 + 1 = 5 - failed

You gain +1 experience points in Strength



You steal his badge.

For whatever reason, there's a voice in your head that keeps saying to punch the already unconscious sheriff in the adam's apple.

This action failed, but then that doesn't matter. He was already unconscious. Now he's... double unconscious? Yeah. That.

Lock the sheriff in the cell, take the exclamation mark and search for his gun.

You dramatically, and familiarly, reach for the exclamation mark. It magically turns back into a bar of RAW VOODOO.

Though you have no idea what that is.



You attempt to search for the gun.

Rolled 11 - success

You gain +1 experience points in Search

You find it in some dusty drawer in the back of the office. However, it seems to only have two bullets in it.

[blazerblock2]

Go buy a fancy ten gallon cowboy hat to match your new Sheriff's outfit.