I fell the forget asleep last night, so forget that stuff.
Anyway, here you are,
a day later god dammit, I did it again. It's loving Tuesday now, ok? Here:


: Excuse me, you're in our way.

: Also, what exactly do you do up here anyway?

:Why, I sell wares of the finest variety!

: Why?

: Oh ho ho! You needn't worry about that, my boy! All you need to know is my wares are well priced and that my mustache is fabulous. Or... at least... it was... once...

: What sorts of wares?

:All sorts, my boy! You're welcome to take a look. First item's free!

: Who the hell can turn down a-

: We should be leaving.

: Desmond, please. Hear the man out. He might have an item that we require.

: All we require is a portal, to which-

: A portal you say? You mean the one that's broken down the road?

: Broken? How is it broken, it was just... fine... I'll investigate the portal, William, you may see this man about his wares...
Red Item - A box of two tarot cards
Dusty
Yellow Item - It's a book. The cover reads "Book of Mental Agility: The, albeit unfinished, classical tale of using your own thoughts in the ethereal plane, discover new and powerful ideas, and release an acient agility by Dr. Claud Hewitt, PHD" (the title could use some condensing)
Shovel - It digs stuff.