I'm so angry

[Tømpson]

God damn flies have taken it too far, I've killed 17 of them and I was just jacking off and one landed on my richard.
/rant

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[Kobewarrior]

Did they also get all over your subway?

[Dezcaban]

op is a friend

you constantly talk about your loveual perversion, it's not funny and nobody likes it. stop.

[T0XIC]

That fly wanted some action.

[Fracture]

Thats what happens when you have dead people in your house.

[Boink!]

have love with the fly

[Tømpson]

Did they also get all over your subway?

No, I already ate it.  Just in case I need a lot of fly paper.

[BubbaGum]

I hate when that happens

[Planr]

dude how could you possibly get so many flies in your house?

[shyGriff]

one time i saw a ton of tiny dots on the wall and i was all "the frick is this" and then i found out they were gnats and they were there cause of rotting fruit or something and i was really distressed because there was gnats all over the wall

[Tømpson]

dude how could you possibly get so many flies in your house?

I refuse to bury my cat so it just sits in a shoe box under my bed.

[Fracture]

I refuse to bury my cat so it just sits in a shoe box under my bed.

I usually keep mine in the toilet

[Tømpson]

I usually keep mine in the toilet

Does it keep the smell of it out?

[BubbaGum]

I usually keep mine in the toilet

But
my cat is the toilet

[SpreadsPlague]

But
my cat is the toilet

please refrain from stuffting on cats