death threat because i didn't buy a bible

[LOL :D]

ok so i was at a book store today and i was skimming through an aisle and found a bible. i picked it up, and put it back making a "heuh" sound. then some blonde fat woman came up to me and said "if you don't buy that bible, i'll kill you."
:( i'm scared
/discuss

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[BobSevenSevens]

distract her with a twinkie

[Jairo]

killing is against christian morals
and all of the bibles I find are in the fantasy aisle
 

[BanishedLetters]

you should've bought it and then walked out of the store and thrown it into the street

[John Freeman]

Take a knife, glue it to the bible, and throw it at her

[BubbaGum]

Should have bought that motherloving bible.
Ill finish the job for her

[Kobewarrior]

Don't worry, she's blonde.

[Jokey365]

She'll die of diabetes soon enough.

[hodototman]

distract her with a twinkie

take the bible, shove a twinkie in it and throw it at her

she'll be searching through it for the twinkie, and by the time she finds it you'll be long gone

OT: forget christian fundamentalists

[Planr]

She's probably a member of the Army of God

[Freek]

Maybe that Bible is cursed.

[Slammer1337]

Well, that's God in his usual day of hypnotizing people.
im going to hell for this post

[WyWy5000]

Give her a Twinkie with a razor blade in it, then she won't be able to speak another death threat to you.
MWAHAHAHAHA

[TrollBoat]

OT: forget christian fundamentalists

She's probably a member of the Army of God

What do you people have againts Christians?
I am very offended.

[LOL :D]

Maybe that Bible is cursed.

hi