THIS IS NOT AN FPS, SO K/D RATIO LOATHING friendS GTFOHeavy Rain is a game made in 2010 by Quantic Dream in Correlation with Sony, It has received many positive reviews by many sites such as IGN, GameSpot, GameSpy, And so on. It is a Playstation Exclusive, thus creating a lot of
butthurt with neckbearded Xbox fanboys.
What is it about?Ethan Mars, a
Badass motherforgeter from the east coast of America lives with his wife and 2 kids, JASOOOOOOON and SHAAAAAAUUUUNNNN. On Jason's 10th birthday, They go to the mall and JASOOOOOOON dies getting hit by a car like the
red-balloon picking birthday boy friend he is. The couple then gets
butthurt and splits up, And SHAAAAAUUUUUNNNN hates Ethan. So Ethan takes SHAAAAAUUUUUNNNN to the park, and he somehow passes out and SHAAAAUUUUNNNN is gone. Ethan then finds out his son is about to be a victim of the ORIGAMMEY killer, Who is a
sick forget who drowns little boys because he is
butthurt about his childhood.
CharactersEthan Mars: Undoubtedly
an hero. He is a badass motherforgeter who cuts off his own finger, climbs through shards of glass, drives on the oncoming lane, shoots people, and drinks poison.
Nahman Jaydunn: A FBI agent who is a
batstuff insane druggie but is also awesome because he can get out of a withdrawal from his
TriptoCocaine just by simply washing his face. If this guy died unintentionally in your playthrough,
You're an starfish, And you are never allowed to say you are good at any game
ever.Scatt Shalbey: A badass private investigator. Too bad he's a fatass with asthma. He kills people and collects evidence.
Madison I_am_a_whore Paige: A
whore to make feminational socialist
friends even more butthurt. Her talants include stripteasing and loving Ethan, as well as giving basement dwelling neckbearded gaymers erratic Hard-Ons.
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