Joker Card has a Girlfriend

[DrenDran]

hahahaha you've been dating ONE GIRL A MONTH man, seriously get your stuff together

Id love to be able to get a new one every month.

[Ad Bot]

[Feep]

i was going to take a serious response to this but after you decided to call me a casual lover and base yourself superior, i couldn't stop laughing.
10/10 you're the best troll there ever was

Id love to be able to get a new one every month.

move to australia, my accent picked me up a new chick every 2 weeks

[Clone v.117]

Just got my date for prom in feb next year, still not sure whether or not to ask her out because there are so many goodies around.
But maybe.

[Big Brother]

SWAT One is blindly in love. I mean this in the most respectful way possible, you can't argue with a guy who is like that. When the relationship ends, he'll see it.

[comr4de]

pic related its me

[_Rave_]

SWAT One is blindly in love. I mean this in the most respectful way possible, you can't argue with a guy who is like that. When the relationship ends, he'll see it.

swat needs to grow up a bit lol

[Elecro]

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pic related its me

this actually makes me want to ask my crush out. Too shy like the person who typed it, though.

[Joker Card]

What was the poem about?

Bascially we both decided that we are the only two who know each other enough to understand each other. So the poem was about how we are peices from the same puzzle thrown into the wrong box together ect. she loved it.

[F-22 Raptor]

I know. In middle school I was a huge nerd. Time went on, I became more sociable ect. ect. and last year I tried for 4 different girls, but none of them worked out. I fell into a depression because the first girl to give me her number flat out ignored me and broke my heart. But then I mey Lily and now we are together after knowing eachother for like 2 months.

Holy hell this exact thing happened to me.

[Funkadelic]

she's your girlfriend after 2 dates.

[fred da kiko]

move to australia, my accent picked me up a new chick every 2 weeks

Faking accents to get random girls is fun, especially since i can act like a prick and still have cheerleaders i don't know creaming their panties at my so called "english" accent.

[mlockha]

Is it bad that I think when Swats GF breaks up with him, he'll go psychotic and shoot up her/a place.

[fred da kiko]

Is it bad that I think when Swats GF breaks up with him, he'll go psychotic and shoot up her/a place.

No, that's standard jesus freak procedure.

[Elecro]

I'm really scared to ask a girl out because I have a phobia of being embarrased. If she were to say no, I'd hyperventilate and probably pass out.

[Alyx Vance]

i was going to take a serious response to this but after you decided to call me a casual lover and base yourself superior, i couldn't stop laughing.
10/10 you're the best troll there ever was


move to australia, my accent picked me up a new chick every 2 weeks

My cousin gets chicks like its nothing. He can hold 3-4 relationships at once.