Joker Card has a Girlfriend

[Feep]

lol this is definitely not true

what it is so true

[Ad Bot]

[fred da kiko]

>Long-term gf just broke up with me
>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my stuff together
>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at her and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see her sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
>start to get hard
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see her breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide her hand to my zipper
>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt
>smear stuff all over the window and ask her to marry me
>mfw she said no

you should have put your hand on her thigh.

[DrenDran]

Faking accents to get random girls is fun, especially since i can act like a prick and still have cheerleaders i don't know creaming their panties at my so called "english" accent.

Dear god, i have to try this with german.

[Joker Card]

Bump. So basically this whole week has been loving fantastic. Texting almost non-stop daily, and a stuff-ton of cuddling. Basically I can display it in a loving graph of sorts. Monday: Cuddling Tuesday: Holding hands Wedesday: Making out(seriously) Thursday: went to a school event at night and made out behind an industrial freight box. Fri: cuddled at our schools biggest football game (didn't kiss because I respect her family enough to not kiss in front of them especially after 1 week of dating)

[RedGajin]

Bump. So basically this whole week has been loving fantastic. Texting almost non-stop daily, and a stuff-ton of cuddling. Basically I can display it in a loving graph of sorts. Monday: Cuddling Tuesday: Holding hands Wedesday: Making out(seriously) Thursday: went to a school event at night and made out behind an industrial freight box. Fri: cuddled at our schools biggest football game (didn't kiss because I respect her family enough to not kiss in front of them especially after 1 week of dating)

uh
is this like the first time you've ever touched a girl or what

[Joker Card]

uh
is this like the first time you've ever touched a girl or what

Yea basically.

[Fredulus]

uh
is this like the first time you've ever touched a girl or what

sounds like it

but whatevs thats cool. enjoy it

[Elecro]

Damn. I don't have the guts to ask my crush out.