Author Topic: Need a good love poem  (Read 10437 times)

I cut it myself.
How is that even possible? :P

Anyhow, i once wrote an anonymous poem for my crush.
I somehow managed to get it in her bag (she left it in the class) and hoped she would find it soon.
Some days later, when we had Dutch (also the language in which the poem was written because it is our language here of course), the teacher actually read it in front of the whole class.

It was pretty hard to keep my pokerface, but i managed to not give away that it was me.
The reactions were nice to hear.
A lot of people were curious who it was and a lot of them thought it was pretty sweet.
My crush thought both of these things.

But alas, she was already taken, even before the time of writing.
I only wrote it to get it off my chest, i had no chance.
I wasn't the most social awesome, very good looking guy, i still seem to have trouble with both things actually, so i had no chance.

After a while i told her it was me.
I still don't know what she really thought about it, but i don't think she was very happy with it. :/
She was still nice to me ever since, but yeah.

But it was pretty neat. :)

My turn!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Riddler hated the jews
But hed like you

Be mein

(Now find a jew thats fikbar)

elecro grow your hair down to your ass

please for me

long hair is out of style for guys.

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Try contacts.

Can't, my left eye is crooked.

oh man this stuff is golden, time to read all 10 pages

you look loving dorkey as forget and seem like a huge friend.

girls don't like guys who leave the stuffty love letters, they like confident starfishs who tell them exactly what they want, the puss.

you look loving dorkey as forget and seem like a huge friend.

girls don't like guys who leave the stuffty love letters, they like confident starfishs who tell them exactly what they want, the puss.

are you on weed or something?

girls don't like guys who leave the stuffty love letters, they like confident starfishs who tell them exactly what they want, the puss.
have fun dating whores

Yo bitch your almost attractive enough to forget
and guess what, i just found a bag
so i guess your in luck
and if your on the rag
i can use the blood as lube

are you on weed or something?
no I'm just not an idiot and can observe how the world works.

Where's bisjac to back me up?

i hope he comes in and calls you an idiot because that's what you look like

I don't want no goddamn whore.

i hope he comes in and calls you an idiot because that's what you look like
I know he'll agree with me because he's said countless times that women like confident guys, who are assertive and stuff.

Cutesy romance stuff is for five year olds, which to be fair elecro seems to be young enough for it to apply.
There's also no reason to want to date a girl at 13 if you don't want to forget her, because there's literally a 1% chance that you'd marry her. the only way you'd end up marrying her is if you knocked her up, which wouldn't happen unless you forget her.


You can just talk to and hang out with a girl at that age, you don't need to be dating.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 07:31:05 PM by Littledude »

assertive and confident doesn't mean you just want love. that's called being a prick.

I don't want no goddamn whore.

That doesn't make a girl a whore, lol.

A girl wants a guy who's confident, no arrogant, but confident.

If you really want to get a girl, write your own poem, and serenade her in front of some friends ;)

That doesn't make a girl a whore, lol.

A girl wants a guy who's confident, no arrogant, but confident.

If you really want to get a girl, write your own poem, and serenade her in front of some friends ;)
AHAHAHAH
I can just imagine OP doing that.