I cut it myself.
How is that even possible? :P
Anyhow, i once wrote an anonymous poem for my crush.
I somehow managed to get it in her bag (she left it in the class) and hoped she would find it soon.
Some days later, when we had Dutch (also the language in which the poem was written because it is our language here of course), the teacher actually read it in front of the whole class.
It was pretty hard to keep my pokerface, but i managed to not give away that it was me.
The reactions were nice to hear.
A lot of people were curious who it was and a lot of them thought it was pretty sweet.
My crush thought both of these things.
But alas, she was already taken, even before the time of writing.
I only wrote it to get it off my chest, i had no chance.
I wasn't the most social awesome, very good looking guy, i still seem to have trouble with both things actually, so i had no chance.
After a while i told her it was me.
I still don't know what she really thought about it, but i don't think she was very happy with it. :/
She was still nice to me ever since, but yeah.
But it was pretty neat. :)