Need a good love poem

[DrenDran]

I've observed tons of loving interactions

"I've watched a ton of research..."

I lack the confidence to talk to a girl with the hopes of loving her.

"...and I have trouble talking to girls..."

I have talked to a couple girls that I consider friends.

"...And that gets me friend zoned a lot..."

(not so much hang out with friends, but talking to friends, if you get what I mean)

"...Though I think "friendzoned" might actually be an overstatement."

gotten their input on it.

"I trust girls completly, and don't believe they'd ever lie about what they want."

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[Littledude]

"I've watched a ton of research..." yeah, but that not what I meant friend
"...and I have trouble talking to girls..." yeah
"...And that gets me friend zoned a lot..."  not really, this is only with girls I don't have interest in/already have boyfriends
"...Though I think "friendzoned" might actually be an overstatement." not an overstatement a misstatement
"I trust girls completly, and don't believe they'd ever lie about what they want." they would have no reason to lie about the stuff they said especially considering it only makes them seem more whorish

[Axolotl2]

it'll get you a nice relationship with a nice girl
unless your crush is a complete slut she'll  be impressed by a good poem

I prefer folding origami

[DrenDran]

At least on that last one, I can say, they would be lying to make themselves seem less 'whorish'.
They're not going to come out and say "oh I only like guys who can lift at least 200kg and have dated at least twice as many people as me." Of course I completly made up that statement, but still, they wouldn't say something that made them seem like whores.

Protip: Women don't want to be seen as whores, even if they love to be them.

[Littledude]

At least on that last one, I can say, they would be lying to make themselves seem less 'whorish'.
They're not going to come out and say "oh I only like guys who can lift at least 200kg and have dated at least twice as many people as me." Of course I completly made up that statement, but still, they wouldn't say something that made them seem like whores.

Protip: Women don't want to be seen as whores, even if they love to be them.

what I said is that what they say makes them seem more like whores than anything else

you read it wrong
I was saying that they wouldn't be lying when they say that they want to forget attractive guys.

[Jubel]

Just tie her up and forget her in the school washroom.

Women love guys who are strong and overpower them.

[Dezcaban]

You don't need to loving bow down to and serenade a chick to get a nice girl nowadays, its just not the way it works.

Never said it did, lol.

And you'll come to learn that all attractive girls are just as roosterhungry as the guys are vag-hungry. They just tend to have high standards when sober and only laugh at a guy who gets on his knees and sings to her.

lmao what kind of girls are YOU dating
sound nothing like anyone i've ever liked. guess my standards are either too high or yours are just low as stuff.

Bitches want all that romantic stuff once they're in a relationship so that they can feel special, sure, but they don't need to think that a guy is desperate for them prior to that.

actually plenty of respectable girls would actually like to have a good relationship, unless her vagina, you know, is the girth of a tree-trunk.

[Axolotl2]

This girl friendzoned me hard, but I don't really care.

Also, I hope the current crush I have isn't taken, because I sort of feel like she is :c

[Elecro]

I don't even think my crush is allowed to date.

[Axolotl2]

Any good father is proud of there son getting laid

I do not feel like having love and then raising a kid as a teen, especially because autism is genetic.

I'm not sure if I'd do pull-out, contraceptives, or just abstinence.

I don't even think my crush is allowed to date.

I'm not dating until my junior or senior year.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

the bulls are red
the mavericks are blue
omae wa mo
slamdeiru

[Littledude]

I don't even think my crush is allowed to date.

what?
what the forget is this topic about then?

I do not feel like having love and then raising a kid as a teen, especially because autism is genetic.

I'm not sure if I'd do pull-out, contraceptives, or just abstinence.I'm not dating until my junior or senior year.

Only idiots knock up girls, if you're smart about it it doesn't happen. loveually active girls should be taking birth control and you should be using a condom if you can't handle yourself.

[Elecro]

what?
what the forget is this topic about then?

how to impress her.

[DrenDran]

how to impress her.

Uh?
We told you.
Bulk up, change your look.
That's it, sorry bro, attractive girls don't give a stuff about how 'nice' or 'romatic' you are. That stuff only matters when you're married.

[Beachbum]

roses are red
violets are blue
my balls are too
so let me stick my richard in you